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Misdemeanors
He: I met this chick in the pen
She: I am incredibly unimpressed -
Collection
He once prided himself on the collection.
But one was the perfect volume. -
Concert
She massaged the strings bare, emoting in time with her bow.
Carried it all in on his back, he managed not to fall once. -
Snow
She feared they would drift forever. -
Scams
In my dream I had mastered frequent flyer miles scams. I divided my time between your house, Montreal, Marrakesh and some planet where flowers and feathers were interchangeable objects. Obviously the best frequent flyer miles scams allow for space travel. We hosted BBQs and invited all of our friends.
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Friends
He rang the doorbell this morning and tried to steal the cat
Jokingly
Although he did eat all of the cupcakes
And we are having lunch tomorrow
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Last night
They stuck them in the snow, angled them toward the building, and lit them all at once.
The noise.
The light.
The footprints that led only to my back door. -
Múm, Green Grass Of Tunnel
In between computing and a nice walk, I thought about how things dripped. -
How they pass the time
They ate pan seared oatmeal until they could no longer move.
The filled jars with tap water in secret hopes that magical fish would grow over night.
They broke into peoples homes and left marionnette surprises. -
the other half
My parents have not one, but two landlines. My parents rent movies not because they are opposed to piracy, but because torrent clients don't seem user friendly enough. My parents decided they were ready for skype. I supported this, encouraged it even. I hope I do not regret it.