For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. .... Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. ...Bananas ..... The older they get,
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