Comments | meepblop: Oooooops.

meepblop

Oooooops.

Sep 20, 2006 10:35

Dear Breakfast Burrito,

I want a divorce.

Comments 9

the_baxter September 20 2006, 18:19:48 UTC

That was quick? What happened? Luckily, most marriages to food are only temporary, lasting around 24 hours. Annulments are quick and (often) painless).

meepblop September 20 2006, 18:25:27 UTC

I was halfway through the burrito when I proposed. By the time I finished I realized that I was more in love with the concept of eating the whole burrito than actually having EATEN it. Our love was pure until I got all full and blarfy.

the_baxter September 20 2006, 18:29:20 UTC

Isn't that just a perfect metaphor for human relationships?

meepblop September 20 2006, 18:31:26 UTC

Yes, I'm just that deep.

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icy_breeze September 20 2006, 20:01:12 UTC

On a positive note. It looks like Horatio Sanz got dropped by SNL... now he's available for.... other projects....

meepblop September 20 2006, 20:04:04 UTC

Dude, I'm going through a messy divorce with my breakfast burrito right now. I can't even BEGIN to think about other projects.

voodoo_onion September 21 2006, 03:26:25 UTC

Finally! All these years of praying at my voodoo shrine for him to get axed. That guy can't make it through a single skit without breaking character to laugh at himself.