It has been over 6 months since my last confession father. Err I mean since my last livejournal entry. For a while I forgot that LJ exists. I think I had spent far too much time just reading other people's journals ( Read more... )

How bizarre. I've received my first spam on my LJ. Something about hydrocodone, which is some good shit man.

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses ( Read more... )

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

Today David Schimmer is officially OLD. He is 40 now. Anyone with a Friends crush on him must now go cold turkey. I however am the exception to the rule, and when I turn 40 you all can keep your crushes on me ( Read more... )

Tuesday is the day to vote. Remember, the people who become state representatives, or whatever "small position" today are the ones who will be your choices for presidency down the road. So it does actually matter. Even if you only have an opinion on one race or one initiative, just vote for that one item/person. It could be as simple as "Hey I like ( Read more... )

"Why don't Republicans use bookmarks?"

"Because when they need to, they just bend over a page!"

What's the difference between the US Congress and the Library of
Congress?

At the Library, you're not allowed to lick the pages!

I am in a hostel in Victoria, BC at the moment. Here for a few days just on a whim and to break in my passport. Funny thing is I could swear there is a picture of Ahe on the hostel's website. Small world?

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulvoodoo_onion goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Otis .bleeding_tree gives you 12 brown licorice-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.demondoyle tricks you! You get a clothespin.domzook tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!icy_breeze tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!meepblop tricks you! You get a scratched CD. ( Read more... )