So this isn't a new cartoon, but I'd never seen it before so BACK OFF! Anyway, I can't stop laughing at it... but that just might be all the natural gas I inhaled before work.

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Dear Breakfast Burrito,

I want a divorce.

Dear Breakfast Burrito from the deli downstairs,

Will You Marry Me?

I really have to start learning more about foreign cultures....

Poor Pluto. How embarrassing.

From CNN.com:

"By granting absolution to a convicted moonshiner, George W. Bush also earned the unique distinction of becoming the first president to pardon a cast member of the 1972 Academy Award-nominated movie 'Deliverance.' "

Sooo... am I to understand that there more cast members of "Deliverance" awaiting a presidential pardon? Or is this just a ( Read more... )

Today I headed up to the classiest Blarbuck's in town with Admin-bot 2 to get some chai. Why the hell not, right? As we were cutting across the gas station towards the entrance I noticed a bright yellow car at one of the pumps. Other than having leapt straight out the 70's, the car itself wasn't all that eye-catching. What made it memorable was the ( Read more... )

This job is amazing. It took a mere 20 minutes of being here to undo an entire evening of drinking tea and sitting with my hot water bottle like an old lady.

In other news, this was an headline on CNN.com today: "Chair thrown in 'You're fat', 'You're a liar' debate."

Point me towards that stage!
On second thought, I don't even really LIKE Equus. Never mind.