During a hurricane I took shelter at the local sherriff's office. In somebody's office I found a top secret document on the floor regarding a recent alien invasion. It advised everyone with small children to not take in stray dogs, as the aliens were dissecting animals and using the skins to disguise themselves as dogs. Their motive was to spy on ( Read more... )

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