meesha

True story.

meesha Feb 07, 2012 15:49

I had to explain to my boss what a dominatrix was the other day at work. It was... incredibly awkward. "So, uh, y'know, when people have sex and like to tie each other up?" That's what I said.

(02:16:53 PM) Mom: hi
(02:16:55 PM) Mom: how r u
(02:17:05 PM) Meesha: good you?
(02:17:15 PM) Mom: i'm glad you arent dead
(02:17:20 PM) Meesha: lol
(02:17:31 PM) Mom: would have had to answer to the fuzz
(02:17:41 PM) Meesha: haha
(02:17:44 PM) Meesha: funny
(02:22:07 PM) Mom: i kept calling
(02:22:13 PM) Mom: "marissa! marissa ( Read more... )

mom-ism

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meesha Dec 31, 2008 21:50

New Years is for amateurs.

real life, irl doldrums, holidaze

Mom-ism

meesha Dec 17, 2008 15:55

(03:48:34 PM) Mom: that sign guy, sam, yesterday had the coolest phone
(03:48:50 PM) Mom: it was a phone that turned into a real digital camera
(03:49:15 PM) Mom: the top part of the phone, like on the razor where we have the display
(03:49:18 PM) Meesha: I talked to sam on the phone a little bit yesterday, i let him bitch to me
(03:49:32 PM) ( Read more... )

mom-ism

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meesha Dec 04, 2008 02:05

I've always been pretty high-strung for as long as I've known myself. Which has been a pretty long time. Twenty-four years actually. Probably longer than I've known anyone else, maybe my mom I think that's different. All I get are people nagging me all day long- about this, about that. Worst of all is me. I probably wouldn't let anyone ever ( Read more... )

movies, irl doldrums

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meesha Nov 29, 2008 16:52

I've watched so many movies over the last week. Its been really great. I've watched: Palindromes, Juno, Live Free or Die Hard, Mallrats, Bee Movie (twice!), The Silence of the Lambs. Twenty-five years old and I've never seen The Silence of the Lambs. Shame on me. What should I watch next Casino Royale or Wanted?

movies

I'm Not There

meesha Nov 20, 2008 10:20

I watched I'm Not There [imdb] last night. Its got a fantastic, all-star cast. Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, David Cross (Tobias Funke as Allen Ginsberg? Amazing!), Julianne Moore, Charlotte Gainsbourg - who could want for more? How about some rudimentary knowledge of Bob Dylan? I went into this movie knowing ( Read more... )

movies

I love being a Pisces.

meesha Nov 18, 2008 15:44

So...arbitrarily I decided I would start my diet today. I haven't been eating right these last few weeks. I've been putting off grocery shopping, so lots of eating out and snacking. And I just generally feel gross. But once again my horoscope has blown my mind ( Read more... )

me, real life

Mom-ism.

meesha Nov 18, 2008 15:38

[15:17] Mom: new delicious snack food - burger king ketchup and fries ... lol ... they are like chips!
[15:18] Meesha: Huh?
[15:19] Mom: they are like square chips but taste like fries and ketchup
[15:19] Meesha: oh sweet!
[15:26] Mom: i was there for 3 hours
[15:31] Meesha: can are you serious?
[15:34] Mom: can i am
[15:34] Meesha: lol ( Read more... )

mom-ism

Mom-Isms[10:36]

meesha Nov 14, 2008 12:17

[10:36] Me: Morgen
[10:42] Mom: morgan
[10:43] Mom: fairchild
[10:43] Me: haha
[10:43] Me: it was sooo warm in bed! (with the puppy)
[10:43] Mom: i have a food hangover
[10:43] Me: Qualudes
[10:58] Mom: lol
[10:58] Mom: Quaaludes
[10:58] Mom: the best part of that word is the 2 "a's" silly

mom-ism