are we at the place yet where the copy is more real than reality?

KK CALL ME

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!! ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!! IF YOU LIKED THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT! AL L THE SINGLE LADIES!! AND WHISKY SHOTS AND LUNDON!!!

So, yesterday afternoon, Jo Rowling announced that Albus Dumbledore was gay. Not only that, but that he had an unrequited love affair with his future rival, Gellert Grindelwald. 10 seconds later, the entire Harry Potter fandom heard the news and cheered and celebrated this glorious revelation. I admit, when I heard this morning, I was pleasantly ( Read more... )

i have a funny feeling that quitting smoking for good is gonna be the hardest thing i ever do.

lol i just found this note to myself, scibbled on a piece of napkin

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the 104 is a funny road.
on the way to work today, i passed a flock of turkeys; on the way back, a pack of donkeys.

the life of dimmansen matthew has taken no extreme turns over the course of the past few months... however, he has deemed himself incapable of making full sentences... full is staunchy and heterosexist.. the only true messages are in transmissions... hemingway had the right idea but his precocious ideas were clouded by his inebriated erections... ( Read more... )