nooo, you can't work at Sonic!!!!! You'll have to roller blade around and serve all those redneck 'good ol' boys' with a smile. It would be degrading. You're too good for that. At least at the hotdog joint you could hang out with cool people like crack addicts and our dear jenny.
Plus, Sonic only has like 2 non-meat items, so I wouldn't get to come visit you lots.
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You'll have to roller blade around and serve all those redneck 'good ol' boys' with a smile.
It would be degrading. You're too good for that. At least at the hotdog joint you could hang out with cool people like crack addicts and our dear jenny.
Plus, Sonic only has like 2 non-meat items, so I wouldn't get to come visit you lots.
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fuck hotdog joints and crackheads
fuck em!
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