My winter break sucks. : (

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE BUGS!
Especially when they're crawling on me :(

I had a dream last night. I was in a contest to see who has the biggest ass. Yeah, I won. Im a white girl, my ass needs to shrink.

My cousin has a mullet. :D

Theres nothing better than driving with my Aunt with music blasting and dancing so much that shes swerving all over the place ( Read more... )

My semi-truck driving cousin is coming to my house tomorrow! Last time he was here he got drunk, walked home from a bar, was locked out, and broke my window to get in. My window still has a crack in it ( Read more... )

I'm really sad....

I hate cooking. Probably because I suck at it. I had a simple task to make burgers and Mac n' cheese. I thought everything was just dandy so I turn around for 1 second and when I look back water has boiled out of the pot and is all over the stove making annoying sizzling noises. It smelt really bad too. Well, I burnt the burgers and forgot to put ( Read more... )

What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump