oh yeah, and I have the most incredible boyfriend ever.

anywhere.

ever.

Since fucking LJ won't let me highlight text and link...

http://www.myspace.com/drumjustinp

"I play drums/guitar/keyboards, and I'm fucking awesome."

That's funny. I'm funny.

Oh no! I'm a horrible person ( Read more... )

done with this shit.

check it here, gangstas:
www.xanga.com/Megan311FCO

and you didn't even notice when the sky turned blue and you couldn't tell the difference between me and you and i nearly didnt notice the gentlest feeling. you are the bluest light.

So, tonight I sat down in the dark with a bit of beer (of course) and a slice of pizza to watch this movie that I've been waiting for... just about forever. I mean no matter your age, if you're under say 40 and a boy (or like me) you were probably involved in skating at some point in your life ( Read more... )

Some people never go crazy. Me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch for 3 or 4 days. They'll find me there. "It's Megan," they'll say, and they pour wine down my throat, rub my chest, sprinkle me with oils. Then, I'll rise with a roar, rant, rage - curse them and the universe as I send them scattering over the lawn. I'll feel much better ( Read more... )

340,000,000 > 7

Fuck.

While I was at the mall buying something amazing, I walked past the Calendar Kiosk. You know what I'm talking about. Every mall has one. Shit, mine has two. They have dogs that aren't shitting on peoples' carpets, comics lacking humor, nuns "having fun", nudes, country scenery, people you don't know making out, and outhouses! I laugh ( Read more... )

Watched the last Cardinal/Astros game of the series. Go cards! Albert Pujons made the final score, a homerun at the top of the 9th, fixing the score from 2-4 to 5-4. Winning Pitcher Jason Isringhausen has an awesome name. Losing Pitcher Brad Lidge does not ( Read more... )