First - [Filtered to Decepticon Signals]

[megatronrising]

Lugnut.

Blitzwing.

Any Decepticons who may recieve this.

This is Megatron.

Reply and relay your locations.

Comments

[allformegatron]

--Yes, yes! Of course, oh glorious leader! I live only to serve you! I knew I was not hallucinating hearing you before!

[megatronrising]

Lugnut.

Excellent. Good to know there's already such loyal resources help in this world. How long have you been here?

[allformegatron]

...I do not know, great Megatron. At least a 16th of a solar cycle if this device says anything. Blitzwing and I had arrived here together and we have been traveling here ever since!

But.. you do not know how much relief it is to see you here at last! I feared we would never see you again!

[megatronrising]

Lugnut, honestly now. Do you think some rank amateur Autobot from a run-down repair ship could stop me for long?

If not for Starscream, they would have been destroyed when I first went to free the Allspark from their ungrateful hands.

...of course, now that is neither here nor there...

I know the Autobots are here. I've been monitoring this... communication system for several cycles. But what I really want to know... has the child appeared here?

[organic_scars]

... Master.

I'm in the Putrid Ruins. It's... good to see you again.

[megatronrising]

...I am presuming Blackarachnia?

[organic_scars]

Yes, my lord.

I am sorry if my presence offends you...

[megatronrising]

Hmph. Given what I have had to choose from, far better you than someone like Starscream.

But, he is no longer a factor.

Have you had contact with Blitzwing and Lugnut?

[herr_skitzo]

Oh great, now I'M hearing voices.

Ah, Megatron! I was wondering when we might see you again? Lugnut und I are in Axoryi.

[megatronrising]

Axoryi? Hm. Why such a place as that? What have you been doing in your time here?

[So totally locked from BlackArachnia]

[herr_skitzo]

Why, I've been gathering information on zis world! I have a wide array of light posts, as well as some idea of ze landscapes und strengths of each area!

Did you really expect anything less?

Re: [So totally locked from BlackArachnia]

[megatronrising]

Heh, heh, heh. Very good, Blitzwing. Send me the data you have collected, and I will I will move to link up with you and Lugnut. Then, we can... assess what our next move shall be.

[punish_enslave]

If you expect me to believe that you are Lord Megatron when you look nothing like him -

...Hn. Forget what I said. I suppose that in this world, it's possible that you are. Just not the one that I know of...

[herr_skitzo]

HAVE WE NOT BEEN OVER ZIS?!

[punish_enslave]

Clearly, it's not just different timelines that we are part of when Megatron looks nothing like how I remembered him.

[herr_skitzo]

Clearly. I may have to ask ze homo sapien what he makes of it...

Still, our Megatron is no slouch. If yours is nowhere to be found, you could do worse zan to look him up.

[forthehunt]

What a surprise.

Now I don't mean to sound insulting - but I was under the impression that you were dead.

[herr_skitzo]

Reports of his demise have been greatly embellished!

[forthehunt]

So I'm beginning to understand.

[megatronrising]

Hmph. Hardly, despite my subordinate's best, if ill fated, attempts.

And you...?