You like big fire trucks and you cannot lie!

Hn.

All you techno-organics cannot- hey, wait, what are you doing?

Putting the finishing touches on my personal blend of herbicide. Guaranteed to make sentient plants suffer as long as possible. Coincidentally, here.

Hey, what? Uh... hey... WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

That was enormously satisfying.

Hrn. I identified an intruder. Probably hostile. He's flying Decepticon colors and just decided he could land on the main deck.

Don't worry, my venom incapacitated him.

FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT ATTACKING ANYONE YOU INSANE FEMMEBOT!

SHUT UP! I know your kind. Slag, I was one for two hundred solar cycles ( Read more... )

You keep thinking about him but never the other one! You really are two-faced!

... You'd better watch yourself. One more face and you're comparing me to Blitzwing.

I can see why. I mean, the axe is bigger than the shield, right? More impressive...

Do you even know what you're talking about?!

Give us a break, you're a robot.

I'm technically ( Read more... )

... I can't believe I'm doing this.

[audio]

Grimlock, this is... Blackarachnia.

I was hoping you could help me! I'm on a ship with some people, and... we may have some trouble ahead.

We sure could use a big strong dinobot like you. To you know. Protect me.

[/audio]

Hugs and kisses!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

It's times like this I hate the fact that my ( Read more... )

[Backdated to yesterday, prior to this]

Simon, I can't find Nia. I checked the map, and she's nowhere on the Halberd. Then I used the ship's systems, and her signal popped up somewhere in the Graveyard...

Do you want to go look for her, or should I?

...

The tiny knight robot? The one named Zero?

Yeah, make sure he never comes near me again.

Optimus. Sentinel ( Read more... )

There's someone named Nia imprisoned in Mordred Castle. She keeps asking for someone named Simon.

The vampire keeps drinking her blood.

If you're out there, "Simon," you're running out of time.

...

There is a vampire in the basement.

WHY THE SLAG IS THERE A VAMPIRE IN THE BASEMENT?!

AEOLUS. SIARNAQ.

IF YOU TWO DON'T KEEP IT QUIET WHILE SHOOTING DNA AT EACH OTHER, I'LL PERSONALLY POISON YOU BOTH.

ARGH.

The guy comes back half dead twice and still they go at it. What the hell is with these creatures?!