a driving monkey drove me to the mall today where I was attacked by a madwoman with a mission to rid the malls of pesky teenagers. I escaped with my life with mear flesh wounds.

I worked overtime everyday this week but not today and I made $10 000.

I guess I have to tell you that most of that money came from whoring myself off after work. But lets just call it double overtime.

for all of you who have been wondering what I do at work you have two options to choose from ( Read more... )

A spider visited my face at work today.
I was unimpressed to say the least.

a question asked by television today : why can't penguins fly
my immediate answer : because they're sad

things to do before I die:

finish first year of art school - check
be unbelievably sexy - check
start work at door factory again - check in advance for monday

weeeeeeeeeeee summer for 3 days!

oh my god I have so many holes in my head.........I'm leaking..........leaking.................ohhhhhhhhhh what a world

in an attempt to draw a tree, I ended up starting to update this bitch. funny how it homework works out like that. theres not much new with my life. I bought a lot of FUCK YOU items that make me happy, such as my fuck you sunglasses that I wear on my personal slinky bus while playing my fuck you gameboy. needless to say I'm so increadbly sexy. I'd ( Read more... )

so after I have picked my classes for the fall I had that moment of intense WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!?!?!? and then I remembered that I'm awesome and I go to art school so I should take art type classes and none of this academic bull shit. I should graduate with a really vague major and a super art history minor and hope some rich rich rich ( Read more... )

so the day trip to the 'lets rip your face apart' spa was so much fun. first they sat me down and played some rock music that I don't remember hearing, then they stabbed me a few times because of my tiny tiny veins. then for the relaxation treatment of a lifetime they began to dig for gold in my mouth ( Read more... )