Fake Memories

[megnc86]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Stolen from stellaspike

Comments

[merovingian]

I just remember the first time we met. You were robbing a bank and I was a security guard. I wondered who you were.

Who knew that six months later, we'd meet under the exact same circumstances, only with roles reversed?

[megnc86]

That reminds me of the time when I was in prison for robbing that bank and you had just taken a job as the spunky but inexperienced warden. What a wild 3-5 years that was.

[drewkitty]

Personally, I think you should have gotten the medical license before attempting an emergency appendectomy . . . but hey, Meowse lived . . .

[megnc86]

Sometimes you have to make life or death calls like that. That’s why I’m a Doctor not a Ship’s Mechanic damnit!

[stellaspike]

You were so beautiful on your wedding day, I know you still wonder about that bottle of red ink that was flung at you.. Still don't know where it came from...
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[megnc86]

I thought PETA did it, I WAS wearing a real fur wedding dress.

[megnc86]

This meme has pleased me. (That one is true).

[tazwolf316]

How could you............

Chris was mine, we had such a beautiful life together. We sang, we danced, we played naked in fountain. We were everything to each other. That is til you showed up and STOLE him form me, with your fancy car and money. Your promises of living in Zimbabwe.....I hate you! Give him back to me!

[megnc86]

Never! This is just what you deserve for spitting in my hair when we were 13. I mean really, who spits in someone’s hair past age 6?! And I had just permed it!

[darksonic]

Just after the braids came out, I suppose?