Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Word.

Olive the Weakerthans ( Read more... )

Dear Char,

Please hurry the fuck up getting here. It is 11:30 and I'm hungry. This beer provides carbs, but no protein. I wanna go get pizza. Olive you. kthxbye.

She's the best fucking boss on the fucking planet, I can tell ya that fucking much.

I was just sitting here, innocently watching TV, when I heard a fucking animal crying and screaming outside. I look out my window, and some fucker is like, yanking this dog on a chain. When I say "yanking" I mean "violently pulling ( Read more... )

Ok so it's Thursday, but whatever. Fridays are cake ( Read more... )

That one of the NFL commercials features Elton John's "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) song ( Read more... )

OK, is it *so* wrong that I enjoy watching oldass reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond? tbh, Ray's bro is my fav. he reminds me of ME in my family.

Anywho, Jeremy Shockey is hot. I love him. Olive him.

I am absolutely head over heels in love with the guy from the Levi's commercial.

What an ass he has. Great ass. Great sneakers too. But that ass. rowr.

I was in the health office today and I got the most hilarious brochure from the waiting area ( Read more... )