18th in Venice with my lovely Bobby. perfect.

WOAH.  I forgot this existed.  I have tragically neglected you, my poor poor shitty cyber diary. woe is me.

anyway.

Can't REALLY be arsed to update this, it all seems so trivial these days, however, i'll give it a bez for ol' times sake... here goes:

MY LIFE IS LIKE A (CHEESY) FILM BY AMY STELLA

It all began just over a year ago... stuff happened ( Read more... )

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d.-- Went to see LOG's film. Who had free tickets? pardon? YES ME!
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g.-- Leeds was ace. <3 ( Read more... )

Now THAT was a party.

THIS SUMS ME UP AT THE MOMENT

No brakes this time
I slit the line
But if you want me, it's cool
You can take me for a fool
I could slow down if you want me to
But just for you, just for you, just for you...

Carry me home, put me to bed
Leave me alone, it's all in my head
It's out of my hands, over the wheel
My only chance, my only appeal

What if you're ( Read more... )

Just been to 'The Office'... ITS MINT!

I was the only girl. I was with 'The Johnsons' and 'The Dirty Dreamers' and i fucking loved it. some of them guys are so fucking cool, went to their gig tonight and they decided they would look take me under their wing and take me to a strip club... going again with them on monday.

There was a point when i was ( Read more... )

he got with me on saturday, he was in hospital by monday..... SAYS IT ALL REALLY.

bless. i went banging On his door at about 2 with his mate (who i think i pulled... really not sure. i hate that.) trying to wake him up. didnt happen cos he was critically ill. now he has a scar on his tummy- he won't like that. least i know he is real, i had my ( Read more... )

you know its gonna be a good day when you wake up in a toilet.

was 1h 30m late to my lesson then asked if i could eat my cheese sandwich. i was told to leave. oops. so i went to the library hoping for a nap but everytime i shut my eyes the world decided to spin. how inconvienient. its six o'clock and i still feel like shiyte. was worth it though, ( Read more... )

 i shall say this again. THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER. adam knows what i mean and i think he may be disgusted with me. Jaqusey- don't ask- i'm still recovering from the 'twiddle bum' incident. it was quite shocking that i come in to your college and you start making jokes about a VERY personal account that i haven't even told you. was quite funny though ( Read more... )

can i be arsed with a jerk?