So I've been delaying on updating a blog about this event since lately I have tried pretending it never happened. After two days the whole shock of narrowly avoiding death has faded and the following story is a true account of the events on the river last Tuesday ( Read more... )

Okay, so the Lars Larson thing really wasn't all that cool. I mean the way they do things was okay, but the actual radio show I am not a real fan of so it didn't do much for me. Good news is that he brought some hot looking girls along with him ( Read more... )

Today was an awesome day at Cascade. I went in early to get some cleaning done before the Lars Larson broadcast going on Thursday. After that I pretty much sat around until the cigar tasting started. The owner of the La Plata line of cigars flew in tonight to offer up some free stuff that was part of the tasting tonight. There is a cigar ( Read more... )

Wow! It's been a long time since I have updated this damn thing ( Read more... )

PSU sucks ass...but don't tell Jesse Even I said so ( Read more... )

So today I come home for lunch, like I always do after sixth, period and my mom comes in with a handfull of groceries. I help her into the house and put some of the groceries away. She then tells me to go out into the garage to check the stock of beer. I came back telling her that we had less than a dozen bottles of Corona and imported beer. ( Read more... )

stupidkidpetey: Fuck......ASS

Auto response from Meh He c4N: Probably out and about right now.  Need to get a hold of me, call me on my cell  (503) 913-3874.

***Humanities I.D. Callsign:  Whisky...Tango...Foxtrot...

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English motherfucker.  Do you speak it?

(Respond following dialing)

***Peter I.D. Callsign:  Fuck...Ass!

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Well to start things off, I managed to put an end to another shitty relationship today.  My only regret being that I didn't take Alex's advice to not get involved with her in the first place.  But hey, it's not my fault I have a penis and can't think straight when a girl wants to do something with me after getting naked in my truck the last time I ( Read more... )

So I was watching this porno video and suddenly thought to myself,

"snails reproduce A-sexually."  In other words they carry out the

reproductive process on their own and there is a small chance of error.

So they essentially can ensure fertilization all the time.  I wonder what

it must be like to get pregnant through masturbation?  If I were a ( Read more... )

Morgan: You know what capitalism is?
Class: No what Mr. Morgan?
Morgan: To get fucked.

Didn't really happen, but the thought of seeing Mr. Morgan do a Al Pacino impression and saying fuck was what kept me going through the day.

Straight out of Scarface...

GO 8TH PERIOD AP GOV!!!