The Shame Filter

[mehinda]

No, this is not some new select filter on LJ. And Mother, you may want to skip this entry entirely

Comments

[liquid_siftings]

"Want to come to my sad house for some slow-fucking?" ... forgive me, but I am ROTFL at this.

(wonderful writing, btw)

[goodbadgirl]

Seconded!

And, ugh....I'm so sorry.

Still, Want to come to my sad house for some slow-fucking? should be on a t-shirt AND a bumper sticker.

xo

[mehinda]

I think I have a cafe-press account somewhere!

[mehinda]

I'm so glad you find my pain funny!

(kidding, that phrase is totally LOLworthy)

[mlknchz]

How...unfortunate

[mehinda]

It wasn't all a wash. I mean, guy wasn't bad just not exactly my style--and there's only so much coaxing/ordering you can do without coming off like a basket case.

Also, I can't discount the shame filter's efforts to color my perception of everything. I mean, I'm not and never will be a slow-fucker, but still--would I have such a dim view of the evening and morning had the shame filter not raised itself? Who knows.

[mlknchz]

"and there's only so much coaxing/ordering you can do without coming off like a basket case"

or a dominatrix.

But yeah, shame filters are hard to analyze sometimes.

[chocolatebark]

never trust a man who doesn't clean his bathtub, I always say!

[degram]

yes. true.

you're good.

[chocolatebark]

I like to think I have my moments!

Occasionally

[mehinda]

But how can we trust you? Post a photo of your tub. NOW!

Who are you calling 'Mother'

[clsisold]

O my eyes, my eyes!

Re: Who are you calling 'Mother'

[mehinda]

should I have filtered you from the shame filter?

Re: Who are you calling 'Mother'

[clsisold]

Since you referred to me as Mother(I guess you meant me)I assumed it was a joke.

I didn't read it. Well, mostly didn't. I covered my eyes with my hands and squinted through a small opening between my fingers. However, I did read the comments.

Did you participate in besideserato's poll on 'How much is too much intimacy on the blogosphere"? That might not be the exact title.

Re: Who are you calling 'Mother'

[mehinda]

No. Before today I hadn't really been around LJ in over a week. I'll go look for it.

Are you trying to give me a not-so-subtle hint?

[fountaingirl]

Jesus, that you didn't pound your heels into his ass and yell "git a move on!" shows great restraint. Slow-fucking someone in that context, that would be annoying.

[mehinda]

Seriously, my sometime friend and erstwhile bedroom buddy Asshole Film Guy--who isn't well-known for his ability to get things (hence his name)--even said, "Slow-fucking? You have got to be kidding me!"