melissa --

[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

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auditions auditions.... wish me luck

a poem

finals, finals in my hair
finals, finals in my chair
finals, finals on a bear
finals, finals eat a pear
finals, finals who would dare?
finals, finals EVERYWHERE

the end

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
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matt and i went out on a date tonight. teehee. we went to rio chama. we ate fondu as an appetizer, salads, i had the prime rib and he had some other fancy steak. it was delicious. since he works at blue corn (which is owned by the same people who own rio chama and la casa sena) he got 50% off of the $110 bill. holy moley. i ate well. i took him to ( Read more... )

ah, a break. a whole sunday evening to do absolutely NOTHING!! horray! i went to work today. i got $45 tip for doing absolutely nothing but help clean up for a birthday party. thats awesome. i need a bath. i also need to find my digital camera to take pictures of my blonde hair. it didnt turn out bad at all. its an ashy blonde. i like it a lot. it ( Read more... )

at work. tired. amy is in town. that is the best. we went to shisha's last night.... me, ariel, amy, alex, and miles. fun town USA. today is the last day of camp. horray! amy is going to bring me lunch. we have a lot to do before we all leave for college, and not much time or the means to do any of it. we will give it the ol' college try though! im

Melissa Danielle Zarb-Cousin's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cookie Ira

Your fashion designer name is Melissa Venice

Your socialite name is Mick Rome

Your fly girl / guy name is M Zar

Your detective name is Lizard Lee

Your barfly name is Capri Sun Whisky

Your soap opera name is Danielle Larkdale

Your rock star name is Kit Kat Locomotive
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i have my voice jury in about an hour. one of my songs is "green finch and linnet bird".... now, why the fuck am i singing that song? b/c my voice teacher says so. i can't sing that song. AHHH.... am i home yet? no? tomorrow? ok.