I totally cleaned the kitchen today, counters, cabinets, floor everything. Also making headway on the back-log of laundry to do. Now we just need to tidy up the living room, finish putting away clothes in the bedroom and then tackle the front garden. I think just the fact that we haven't let it get any messier here is a big accomplishment ( Read more... )

What is it with the continents and tits? Seriously? I swear they are so obsessed with boobs. I was watching Eurotrash b/c its honestly funny but now some hidden camera European show is on and all it is is boobs and more boobs. If I wanted to see boobs I'd look in the mirror!

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I can't believe Lar is going to the Blue Note without me...I feel violated :(

I got 100%!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/graphics/baby_match/flash.htm

So went to Frisch's and had a Big Boy for lunch and had Pomis tonight (MMMM apple pizza) and then played some Cornhole at Christie's...if that's not Cincinnti I don't know what is!

My grandmother not only knew that the homewrecker and Pitt had a baby girl but knew it was named Shiloh....and me- I have no fucking idea! I think this is more evidence that I need a sidekick or something b/c I know Bess is a hip 83year old, but I mean celebrity gossip is my thing! So sad..... Oh and Alie was right Shiloh is a movie about a spunky

So this is me as close to being hungover without being hungover. I basically just feel sticky icky. Bachlorette party was FUN! Brina had no idea about the pole party which was an absolute blast! Then we went to PLAY, but when I got our bottle of vodka and rum (we had a table) they gave me a bill for $540!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! So yeah needless to ( Read more... )

highlights? CHECK
eyebrow wax? CHECK
leg wax? CHECK
teeth whitening? CHECK
eyelash tint? CHECK
dress altered? CHECK
tan topped up? CHECK

Ready for Streaglepalooza?

You bet I am!


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If you go tanning for 8 minutes and you think, "I can take another 8 and I might as well make the most of this tan exelerator"....you would be wrong.