... I felt like I meant something to someone, some people. Now, at 06.13 AM, I feel like I don't mean a thing to anyone, not even myself. All my dreams shatter like nitrogen-chilled glass hitting a concrete floor at 215 mph, and I don't have the energy to care. My life is a nightmarish fog seen through a pair of grimy binoculars, and when I sleep ( Read more... )

melchidezek's Past Lives

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1388 BC: Roman Gladiator

122 AD: A foul mouthed sailor

1693 AD: A gangster

'What were you in your past lives?' at QuizGalaxy.com

If they made long Camels (100's), I think I'd buy expensive cigarettes more often.

It's not spelled Masterbate. It's spelled Masturbate.
Then is a temporal definition; You say 'I'm better then you', I say 'I'm better than you. Nub'
There's a few other examples I want to force on you for my amusement, but I'll withhold the goodies for another day. (In other words: I'm too tired to remember, and too weary to find an example.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

I'm meeeelting ( Read more... )

So this is what I got. Can't say I'm surprised. It's just a bitch to be such a hard person to get along with =8]

the Observer

Thanks for taking the test !

you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE.

"I need to understand the world"

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, ( Read more... )

..There comes a day when everyone must face their inner... Wumpscut!

It's especially funny when she/he sings 'corpses', and it sounds like 'Koerrpses'

I died in the Dungeon of Pythagore

I was killed in a cold barrack room by Paradoxosalpha the owlbear, whilst carrying...

the Amulet of Fnord, the Crown of 23666 5, the Armour of Sex, the Wand of Thelema, the Sceptre of Pressdelete, the Shield of L Espion, a Figurine of Sabeltann, the Wand of Khasekhem, the Sceptre of Thelema, the Dagger of Ganesha, ( Read more... )

I had a funny feeling this is what would happen, but now it is confirmed:

After you die...
Parallel Universe

After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might ( Read more... )