I believe I have descended into a new level of laziness. I am currently sitting on my counch next to our new roomate Mary. I want to get these amazing popsicles from alfa mart, a supermarket across the street but I really do not want to put clothes on! Which I would have to because going out in Cairo in a tank top WITHOUT a bra is not a good idea. ( Read more... )

This is what college is all about. What am I talking about, I mean that I am sitting on my air conditioner next to an open window on the sixth floor while a gentle caireen breeze blows in as I do research from my 10 paged paper which will be due in about 11 hours. The adrenaline I feel, this is what i have been missing. I don't understand how on ( Read more... )

So obviously I exploded for a few weeks, and only recently have my cells merged enough to give me a hand to type with. So lets see, I will start with the fact that I am in CAIRO. I love it here, its all sorts of insane. One thing I really like though is that everyone thinks I am egyptian, its crazy, I love it. Anyway, so I have hardly been anywhere ( Read more... )

So I went to the egyptian bazaar today. I didn't get to chill with the newfound love of my life, but that was probably a good thing. I really do not want to start liking him too much, actually would like to destroy and liking i have now. I'm pretty scared I'm too far gone though, i got that butterfly feeling in my stosmach when i thought about him ( Read more... )

I know I have posted this before, but it really is amazing how much of a difference sleep makes in my desire to injure others. I mean seriously, its like i am not me. After work yesterday i was exhausted, ate something quickly and sat on the couch to watch some tv before i cleaned up, made lunch for the next day and in general passed the time ( Read more... )

I managed to accomplish the most dastardly of feats today ( i wonder if one could actually accomplish a feet, what would that entail)... I GOT OUT OF WORK ON TIME!!!! Actually, correction, i snuck out of work on time. The conferences are coming up and everyday i have been at work till like 8, and i don't ever get paid overtime. I hate myself a ( Read more... )

Okay, so maybe I'm just a bit morbid, or really need to start taking some concentrated Prozac, Zoloft, and everything else that housewives take to prevent them from butchering their entire family, but god this summer sucks, and the worst part, is its making me wonder how much the whole real world working thing is going to suck, I believe the answer ( Read more... )

I did it. I finished the horrible hated despised despicable agency spreadsheet. Now all I need to do is some mindless filling in of data, and I can go onto something fun, like collective travel authorities....I sometimes really do get surprised that I have not tried to jump out of the bathroom window yet.

Ok, so I recently decided to become a vegetarian. I realized as I was turning away amazingly prepared Spanish cuisine at work, that I have little clue why. Sure, I’m all about the planet, and go cows, and yay chickens (actually fuck the chickens, damn dirty despicable chickens) and oddly enough I'm not that fond of sheer abuse unless I am ( Read more... )

I have decided, if I enter into a loveless marriage as i am expecting any marriage I enter into will eventuall become, my husband better sure as hell be a workaholic or actually be an cool person, like Sara or Meg or Angie (hehe I call you angie) or other besty friendsy. Seriously, this the third day of my beloved, and I use the term so loosely its ( Read more... )