Stolen Pillows and Robotic Pigeons

[melissathakissa]

So, I'm getting my sleep on last night when next thing I know, my goddamned pillow is being yanked out from underneath my precious head. "What in God's Creation is going on?!", I think to myself. I turn my head ever so slowly to my left side and what do I see? I see that Jeff, in all of his slumber, has stolen my lavendar pillow and held it

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[jefftimesten]

Two resources related to this entry:

1. I have written about my inconsiderate sleeping behavior before

2. The robot-chicken story

[standingreserve]

Jeff's bad enough in lab, I don't know how anyone could put up with him in bed.