Title: Texting Part 4
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None that I can think of
Summary: Just random texts between Kurt and Puck
A/N: Sigh, I started writing these again... they really help with writers block!
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Same deal as always, Kurt is in italics and Puck in Bold! ENJOY!
Rachel shouldn’t be allowed to talk
I thought I was the one who hated her?
I don’t hate her, I just think she shouldn’t talk.
Why?
She keeps asking me about Finn.
Now you know how I felt when she asked about you!
Don’t brag. It looks bad on you.
Right. Well, I’m on my way to your locker now. I should be there in a few minutes.
Good. She’s asking what’s going on with me and Quinn.
Why? And it’s Quinn and me.
I don’t know. Apparently I’m being extra nice to her or something.
I see you two.
You look really cute in that outfit.
Thank you. You look adorable with that goofy grin on your face.
I don’t have a goofy grin on my face
Yeah you do. Artie says you always have a goofy grin on your face when you see me. He was right
Just get your ass over here.
That wasn’t very nice.
Okay. Get your sexy little ass over here.
You’re so lucky I like you
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I love the way you look at me, when no one is around. I love the way you smile at me, even in a crowd.
What?
I have no clue. I was just sitting in class thinking about you.
Are you drunk?
What? No!
Then why do you sound like a love sick teenage girl?
This math class is rotting my brain. I should stop coming.
No. I like this side of you. It’s different.
I sound like a chick.
Yes, but you sound like you’re in love. Besides I like the fact that I’m the only one who gets to see this side of you.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
You should be happy that I love every side or version of you.
How can you not love me? I’m amazing!
I even love this jerk side of you.
Not a jerk, just being honest.
And the moment is gone.
Ha, my teacher is looking at me, later baby!
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Did you get detention again?
No. Why?
Are you coming to practice?
I’m at my locker. I’ll be there in like a minute, chill.
I’m sorry. I didn’t know that me caring about you annoyed you so much.
It doesn’t. I’m just having a shitty day.
But you were really happy this morning when I saw you and you’ve seemed happy the whole time we’ve texted. What happened?
Doesn’t matter. Almost to the music room.
Come sit by me?
Anything for you.
#!_!#
What is that?
blushing face? I don’t know.
Oh. That’s cool. Opening door. Sit next to you soon!
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Morning sunshine!
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Noah?
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Noah?
…
Noah, this isn’t fun!
…
Are you mad at me or something?
I think I’m dying!
What?
I can’t breathe.
You’re being overdramatic
No I’m not. I can’t breath through my nose.
If you’re sick your not coming over here!
What? But I’ve waited like a month for this!
It’s only been 5 days!
But it feels like a month!
Oh well. I’m not letting you get me sick.
You could always come over and play doctor!
I have school.
I’m not worth skipping school for?
I love you, but grades come first.
Ouch. I think I really am dying.
You aren’t dying.
But you just broke my heart.
Oh! I’m sorry baby! I’m on my way over!
I don’t want you missing school…or getting sick. DX
Liar.
Yeah, you’re right. Now get your sexy little ass over here
So lucky I like you.
You don’t like me, you LOVE me.
I’m glad you think so.
I don’t think. I know. -_~
Stop sending me creepy smiles.
You know you love it!
I really don’t and I’m leaving now, so no texting!
See, you told me not to so I have to.
Be there in like ten minutes.
I have to go ten minutes without talking to you?
Yes, but if you’re better by tonight, you’ll go a full weekend without getting rid of me.
The best way to spend a weekend.
You are the sweetest boyfriend! I’m leaving now!
Drive safe and I love you and can’t wait to see you and I love you and be careful and I love you!
Love you too! =)
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Tell them to leave!
I tried.
Why are they even here?
They just came by to give us our homework.
Please, they know your dad isn’t here and they want to party.
They wouldn’t do that.
Yeah right. Tell them to leave and get your ass back down here.
Why don’t you come up here? Maybe if they see you they’ll get the hint and leave.
I’m naked.
What? When I left you, you were in pajama pants and a t-shirt.
Yeah, but then I thought that you wouldn’t take long so I stripped, in order to surprise you. I thought of a new game to play.
It’s really rude of me to keep texting you while I’m talking to them.
Can they see you texting?
No, I’m holding it behind the door.
Then who cares? TELL THEM TO LEAVE! I have an awesome idea!
They are coming in so get dressed.
Fine… but you owe me!
Whatever.
For the record, I’m tying you to the bed once they’re gone.