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mellogun Mar 16, 2009 09:06

I'm starting to think we should hold Reno's cigarettes for ransom. We might be able to get something for them once the withdrawl sets in ( Read more... )

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mellogun Mar 13, 2009 10:39

Can we say 'oh shit' kids? I knew you could ( Read more... )

Rufus Shinra somehow gained around a hundred pounds and now has some sort of facial hair to go with the white suit. It isn't a good look on him. At all.

Matt? Where are you?

Oh fuck, what if L turned into ... him?

Near is gone again too. He'll be back eventually. It just won't be my Near.

event: worst enemy, status: unaffected

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mellogun Mar 05, 2009 16:29

To all you demons, magicians, and whatever else, I have one thing to say:

HA!If the gods gave me back my guns, I'd be fine with it staying this way. Keeps us all nice and even. A long time ago, when everyone get here, they didn't have weapons or magic, anything like that. Of course, back then we had a Pizza Hut and were getting a Taco Bell. ( Read more... )

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mellogun Feb 27, 2009 09:49

Uh, guys? We have a problem.

They can fly now.

I just saw what looked like four bird-headed winged creatures circling Shin-Ra while we were boarding up offices. There's others off in the distance around the hospital and Zelda's place. A couple more are flying over the buildings as if looking for something.

ohshit, where are you near? where are you l?, they aren't supposed to be able to fly!, elena this isn't my fault

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mellogun Feb 25, 2009 10:05

If I wore underwear, they would probably be missing, but I don't so I don't need to worry about it. They're too damn hard to wear with leather, and I'm not having a string going right up my crack. Know that whoever took Matt's pink flamingos boxers is up for shooting. Just saying ( Read more... )

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mellogun Feb 24, 2009 08:10

I don't know who decided to pile boxes of chocolate around the bed, but I've officially reserved you a place on the 'Think Two Seconds Before Shooting' list. Damn shame I have to go to work. I could think of uses for that chocolate. I'm just not sure Matt wants it piled up with his cigarettes and what looks like some more games ( Read more... )

a day devoted to chocolate, they annoy me those who employ me, i want my chocolate, event: mardi gras, painful morning runs, matt pillow, i don't have running shoez either!, brienne jolie, near pillow

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mellogun Feb 23, 2009 07:58

I'm starting to hear Queen and the 'Donkey Kong' theme song playing even in my sleep. I'm going to need to figure out a way to lure him away from that machine since it doesn't seem to have a plug in the back. I'll get rid of the competition one way or the other.

Elena, you need someone to walk to work with you?
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Locked to Ada, ( Read more... )

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mellogun Feb 16, 2009 21:58

Anyone else feel it's a really bad idea to piss off Avari right now?

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mellogun Feb 15, 2009 23:06

Locked to Near, L, and Matt:

I know it's useless to ask Matt, but you two stay the fuck in. Am I clear? I'm still cut up by the glass, so don't make me stagger out there and sit on your doorstep all night. I could bleed to death and Matt would be really pissed them. I'd like to think you two would be as well.

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