Melon Field 2 [Yuri]

[melonfield]

The forest north of the village stretches to the mountain ridge bordering the sea. But before the narrow mountain pass to the sea, before the end of the forest can quite be seen, there is a melon field. The land is a little hilly here, and the forest around it is uneven, but the field itself is perfectly leveled and square. Although interest in the

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[vespa_alien]

Haruko strode into the melon grove with purpose, as if she had some idea what she was doing. Without a word, she picked up Green Melon 5 and Red Melon 5, and took them with her out of the grove.

[melonfield]

Both melons sat peaceably in Haruko's care for the time being.

[vespa_alien]

Haruko strode back into the field confidence boosted by having broken one melon, and tossed the green melon back onto the ground. She picked up a blue melon (#1), looked at it for a while, then started to do all sorts of things to it.

[[In this order:
-Kicking it
-Hitting it into a tree using her guitar like a baseball bat
-Singing bad karaoke at it
-Shouting at it
-Punching it repeatedly
-Hitting it against other melons of different colors
-Running around outside of the field bashing it against trees
-Playing random bass notes at it
-Burying it, jumping on it, then digging it back up
-Throwing it really high and then guitaring it when it comes back down
-Biting it
-Hitting it against the mountain
-Finally, rolling it down the mountainside and losing it]]

[melonfield]

The blue melon took all the terrible abuse laid upon it with a quiet dignity like only a melon could. Of course, it also showed not a hint of pain or scarring.

After five minutes sitting at the base of the mountain side it reappears in the field, resting easy over its ordeal with the crazed guitar-wielding demon-woman.

Or maybe it was just sitting there like a melon. The first makes for a better story though.

[vespa_alien]

Haruko peered down the mountain with irritation at the unbroken melon for several seconds. Then, she picked up Red Melon #2 and repeated the entire process.

[melonfield]

As Haruko smashed the red melon with her guitar to knock it into a tree, it exploded out, dousing her and the guitar with its melony, juicy insides.

(( OOC: Haruko is awarded 2% for one melon. ))