1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement. Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of manliness. Squatting on a toilet seat (especially if he hovers to avoid the urine of others or prissily wipes the seat with a square of toilet tissue) to pee is not only effeminate but a sign of shame! It is ( Read more... )

OH-MUH-GOSH I am so excited! I had this dream that Christina and I were competeing for a hostess position at this mexican resturaunt, well it was actually pretty funny looking back on it, but in the dream everything went wrong. Ha. So anyways I woke-up and was like...shit I wonder if Gringo's is hiring hostesses, so I callled...and they were! ( ( Read more... )

It's pretty safe to say that I am fricking sick of TAKS...and well yup high school all together. I could definatly cut some hoes. I think everyone in OAP spends way too much time together, don't get me wrong, I fucking love every single one of those hoes, but good God damn, we need some time apart ( Read more... )

I love American Beauty, and I love Christina, that's why I'm going to steal her xanga idea and talk about all the shit in my life thats made my world beautiful. Oh god damn that sounds cheesey ( Read more... )

So I don't know what that was all about but I was really sick all day Sunday, and now I'm pretty much better but my mom told me to stay home because I'm still all sore for some GAY reason. Oh well this weekend seemed long! Sunday at least I think because I was dying. My day kind of went like this...1-8am I just stayed up throwing-up a lot. (cute ( Read more... )

So i've been on this diet. . .I had to start when brandon was refering to my gut as the triplets. . .and then named them. Okay well it was pretty funny, but damn thats when you know shit's bad. Spring Show tonight Yip-fucking-ee. Went to salad express and PayLess. Fatima got new shoes, that's the shit. I wish I didn't have gigantic man feet and ( Read more... )

HAVE YOU EVER ( Read more... )

I don't have a very good relationship with my dad. Most people I am close to know this, but not everyone understands it. I think you either have to be extreamly well at reading people (Fatima) or live with him too (mum) to understand the issues he has. Most people fall for his B.S front he puts up, and they think he's a great dad. Ha- Sure he's ( Read more... )

I was in a really good mood today. . .until I fought with brandon, that is always a buzz kill, fighting with anybody. So I am trying to do it less. History was interesting because we got to talk about the conspiricy of the Kenedy assasination. In PALs we heard the first of our presentations. They were on "Alchole", "Reveiling your inner child", " ( Read more... )

Ahh la vie est belle. . .the weekend is sweet I wish it wouldn't end ( Read more... )