i hate being part of people's fucking pity parties. he asks, can i call? i say, i'm going to bed. my phone rings.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

you know what sucks about clam chowder? the weird sandy sensation that you get when you eat the clam pieces. that's gross. the rest of it is awesome. the clams... not so much ( Read more... )

so once upon a time, when i had a boyfriend, i worked out almost every day, and it didn't matter whether i ate healthy or not, but i lived with someone who cooked me meals, so i did anyway ( Read more... )

SO. since it's been forever and ever and ever since any of you have heard from me, i've decided to start back by dropping an incredibly HUGE bombshell on y'all.

i'm pretty sure i'm moving to europe. greece (santorini island, probably the city of Oia) or italy.

cool, huh?!

by the way, i have an IQ of 135. which means i'm 5 points away from being a genius.

now my friend calls me "Five." Like, "Hey, what's up Five?"

you know, you're right. the only reason i ever come here is to check up on my friends. i'll admit that.

life is good. very good. i start moving stuff on friday, and then i've got birthday celebrations and finals and moving coming up towards the end of the month.

i sign up for classes at SRJC tomorrow morning.

yay!

I will never buy, use, or engage into business with a company, brand, etc whose name includes "U" or "EZ" in place of "you" and "easy." It's really not that hard to identify their target audience; stupid people with bad spelling and grammar habits. That's just not me.

so the other day, my friend natalie and i re-connected after however long. and it's been fun and cool and now we're dying my hair brown. wheeee! i promise i'll write more later... when i feel like it.

( thank you to mara. )