Both wonderfully appropriate and terribly inappropriate

Nov 22, 2011 17:57

 Love Potion: The Sexy Version

✖ Your character has, somehow, somewhere, taken a love potion. It doesn't just make you fall for the first person you see: it also makes you hot for them. Like. Really, really, really, aphrodisiac-level hot.

✖ Set up your thread any way you like - where your character is, what he or she is doing, so on, so forth. ( Read more... )

love-affection, warning: possible triggers, dark-horror, shipping-romance, fluff, smut, crack-humor

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mr_sylar_gray November 23 2011, 10:57:25 UTC
Sylar recognized a familiar face. It was cute, little, adorable, Pikachu-like Hiro. Sylar smiled and approached the man. "Hey there, Hiro. How are you doing today?"

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jadedtimetravlr November 23 2011, 11:27:18 UTC
Hiro had just been given a seriously great tasting tea, and now he was outside ready to meet up with Ando, when out of nowhere the most beautiful creature in the world showed up right in front of him. HOLY MOTHER OF BATMAN! Hiro stared at Sylar, almost physically drooling for the man. That physique, those eyes, those eyebrows! RAWRRRRR. He was drooling, Hiro was absolutely drooling. He was so smitten by the man that he couldn't even say a simple 'hello!'... Nope, instead he was just staring at him.

((insert cheesy love theme here.))

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mr_sylar_gray November 24 2011, 05:57:02 UTC
Sylar's brows knitted together in concern. "Hiro, is something the matter? Are you okay?" The poor guy looked like he had just had a brain freeze or something. The little Asian man was starting to drool and everything. Sylar prepared telekinesis to catch him if he fainted.

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jadedtimetravlr November 24 2011, 08:02:07 UTC
I LOVE YOU! You're like the only duck in my pond!

[Hiro came up to Sylar and of course he's a lot shorter, so this was quite comical as he grabbed the man's waist and wrapped his small arms around it and hugged him as tight as possible.]

I don't want to lose you, ever! You're the only reason for my living!

[... totally.]

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mr_sylar_gray November 24 2011, 10:23:45 UTC
[So Sylar was glomped by the little man.]

What tha...? Hiro, have you been eating some spiked waffles or something?!

[He tried to shake the tiny Asian off with no luck. A rolled up newspaper appeared out of nowhere and Sylar hit him on the head with it.]

Bad panda!

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jadedtimetravlr November 24 2011, 10:40:47 UTC
[Hiro starts to sniffle like a complete loon in love.]

Why are you so mean to me? All I do is give you my love and you just hit me.

[Hiro continues to sniffle until he starts crying because Sylar is being mean and calling him a bad panda and hitting him with a newspaper while he's at it.]

All I ever wanted to do was love you and make you feel right. You don't appreciate me, you're so mean.

[Hiro keeps crying.]

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mr_sylar_gray November 24 2011, 10:56:13 UTC
[Sylar looked up into the sky as if there was someone there who could help him out of this predicament. Why me? Why do these crazy things always happen to me? Sighing, he glanced back down at the little man attached to him.]

Hiro, what's the matter with you? I thought you loved Ando? Did you guys have a fight and you're now totally wasted?

[He rolled his eyes and patted Hiro on the head.]

There, there. It'll be okay. You and Ando will be back together in no time.

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jadedtimetravlr November 25 2011, 06:47:05 UTC
[Hiro looked up at Sylar like he was mental or something... buh?]

Who is Ando? Do you think I'm cheating on you?

[He pouted again and started to sniffle.]

See how you are? You're so mean!

[He continued crying, but never letting go of the taller man. He seemed attached to him now.]

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mr_sylar_gray November 25 2011, 19:15:55 UTC
[Even Sylar's intuitive aptitude couldn't figure this situation out. He glanced around for hidden cameras. Peter wasn't above playing jokes and this seemed like a perfect one. Any second now Sylar expected the empath to jump out and tell him he had been punk'd.]

Hiro, I'm not falling for this trick. Stop crying this instant.

[He had to admit one thing, Hiro was a very convincing actor.]

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jadedtimetravlr November 26 2011, 02:14:25 UTC
But why? Why can't you love me the way I do?

[The little pikachu stops and then remembers! OH YEAH! He grabs Sylar by the waist and teleports himself and the taller man out of there. When they land, they land at his apartment in Tokyo. YAY! Now he could truly show him he was in love.]

There, now we can talk about it. Remember last night? I told you how much I loved you and you were very happy? And you were like. 'I LOVE YOU TOO HIRO! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU TOLD ME SO.'

[He nodded... yep, he'd been confused definitely, that had not been Sylar, it had been someone else.]

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mr_sylar_gray November 26 2011, 20:28:22 UTC
[Okay, Sylar was beginning to freak out now. After he was teleported, he looked around wide eyed then down to Hiro.]

Last night? My god, how much alcohol had we had yesterday? Did you slip something into my drinks?

[If Hiro was telling the truth, Peter could never find out about this. Sylar couldn't remember any of what the little man was talking about though. Who knew, stranger things have happened. Jesus, did I do it with a Pokemon? Sylar had to sit down for a moment.]

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LMAO did I do it with a Pokemon!? WHAT!?!? XD jadedtimetravlr November 27 2011, 03:37:58 UTC
No Sylar, you weren't drunk. You were just there all loving and amazing. What the hell happened? Why do you not remember?

[The one that didn't remember was Hiro, but hey... That potion had worked wonders on him. The bad person that had done this to him would be hearing from Hiro, if he ever found out about it, or even if the damn potion ever wore off.]

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mr_sylar_gray November 28 2011, 00:28:34 UTC
Well I figured I was amazing, whatever happened. But no, I don't remember anything that you're talking about.

[He doesn't think he wanted to remember, no matter how amazing he was. Suddenly he got an idea.]

Hold still, Hiro. This won't hurt.

[Putting his hand on the little man's forehead, he used clairsentience to see what happened. What did happen?]

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jadedtimetravlr November 28 2011, 00:47:06 UTC
[.... ok? Hiro didn't care as long as Sylar's lovely hands were on him. He stood there quietly watching him, really having a hard time trying to keep his hands off the man. So hot, so hot... Ok, calm down Hiro, he tried not to giggle. This was tickling him.]

What are you doing?

[Holding still and Hiro didn't go together very well, apparently. But eventually he calmed down and let Sylar do his thing. Sylar's 'thing/trick' whatever he was doing, would show him skewed memories. Memories of Hiro and himself doing things he would never have thought he'd do with the little Pikachu. The fun part about this, was the potion. The potion was powerful, and it was not going to let this be over with. The person that had been with Hiro the previous night was not Sylar, but the potion was working its mojo. It was extremely powerful stuff.]

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mr_sylar_gray November 28 2011, 01:07:59 UTC
[Sylar's eyes widened and his jaw dropped as he watched the fake memories unfold. This can't be true, it can't be! What the hell had happened?! Someone had to be responsible for this because Sylar would not have done this if he were lucid. This makes no sense. The room started to spin and he saw stars. Not able to handle this any more, Sylar fainted.]

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jadedtimetravlr November 28 2011, 02:10:11 UTC
[WHAT!? What happened to his beautiful man? Hiro was so scared and worried for Sylar.]

Sylar! Sylar please don't die! Please!!! You can't die now! I just found you! You're my one and my only!

[He was about to start crying again, but instead he came up with a plan. He grinned widely, maybe this would work? He shrugged and went right for it. He leaned in and gave Sylar a kiss. Hey, it worked in those cheesy girly fairy tales his sister liked to watch.]

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