Both wonderfully appropriate and terribly inappropriate

[promisebride]

 Love Potion: The Sexy Version

✖ Your character has, somehow, somewhere, taken a love potion. It doesn't just make you fall for the first person you see: it also makes you hot for them. Like. Really, really, really, aphrodisiac-level hot.

✖ Set up your thread any way you like - where your character is, what he or she is doing, so on, so forth.

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[mr_sylar_gray]

Sylar recognized a familiar face. It was cute, little, adorable, Pikachu-like Hiro. Sylar smiled and approached the man. "Hey there, Hiro. How are you doing today?"

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar became lucid when he felt something on his face. Opening his eyes, he quickly realized what was happening and jumped back with help of telekinesis.]

Don't do that! Listen, I think there's been a huge misunderstanding. No matter what happened last night, you and me are not... we can't... it's against the laws of the universe for us to be together. You're a really nice guy but I'm with Peter. He is my soul mate. We are two sides of the same coin. Do you understand?

[Trying to soften the message, he smiled sweetly.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

[Love potions knew no reasoning to anything really. So instead of being logical and thinking about it, Hiro started to cry again.]

You're so mean! First you tell me you love me, then you trick me to go to bed with you, and then now you just leave me, like yesterday's news? You're a BIRAN!!! (aka- Villain)

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar face-palmed with a sigh.]

Please, Hiro, don't cry. I can't leave you if we were never together.

[He searched the room for something to help the situation. Aha!]

I'll tell you what, if you stop crying I'll make you super omega waffles? Would you like that?

[jadedtimetravlr]

[YAY HE LOVED WAFFLES!!!]

I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!

[He said this as he raised his hands up in the air like a lunatic, or like he normally did when he was excited. The only thing was that now he remembered that he loved Sylar more than waffles.]

BUT I LOVE YOU MORE!!! YATTA!!!!

[He raised his hands again all excited. Waffles and Sylar! Great combo!]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar had an idea. Waving his hands, he began making waffles via telekinesis.]

I'll tell you what, I'm going to make you a ton of waffles. You're going to love them. They're my special recipe. You promise to eat them? You'll make me sad if you don't.

[While Hiro wasn't looking, Sylar slipped sleeping syrup into the batch. After Hiro got full, the little Asian man would fall asleep and Sylar could sneak away. Perfect plan.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

OH SYLAR!!! You're the best boyfriend EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Hiro basically glomped Sylar and latched on to him for dear life, because he was completely, absolutely sure, this tall handsome man, was the one! THE ONE!]

I love you so much!

[He said, as he looked up at Sylar.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar was surprised he hadn't gotten a cavity by now from Hiro's cuteness. He looked down and smiled. A few minutes later the waffles were ready so Sylar led the little man over to the table and fixed his plate for him.]

Here you go, now eat up!

[He poured syrup on them and nudged them over in front of Hiro with the sweetest expression ever.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

Waffles, WOO HOO!!!!

[Hiro said as enthusiastically as always. He dug right in, because well these were made by Sylar, the love of his life. They were bound to taste absolutely delicious.]

Thank you Sylar! I love you! You're my HERO!

[He nom nom nom-ed on the waffles very happily.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar smiled as he looked around to plan his escape. It would be easy though, just walk out the door.]

You're very welcome, Hiro.

[He watched eagerly, waiting for a sign that the sleeping syrup was beginning to take effect. In a way, he felt bad about this but he knew it had to be done.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

[Hiro, of course was too in love, and call it potion intuition, or whatever, but Hiro didn't go without doing what he did next. He cut off a piece of waffle and then shoved it into Sylar's mouth.]

Sharing is caring! YAY!!!

[he watched carefully.]

Now swallow.

[Oh POTION OF DOOM! It was too smart... Not Hiro, the poison. Hiro still had a smile plastered on his cute Pikachu face, though. What kind of damn Love Potion was this? It made its victims a bit smarter, and even a bit evil. O___O ...]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar's eyes widened as the waffle was forced into his mouth. What the hell? Glaring at Hiro he wondered what his next move would be. Seemed he didn't have much choice. This little Pikachu was smarter than Sylar thought. He must have been onto the plan the whole time. If that were so, resistance was futile. With a sigh he gulped, eating the tainted waffle. He accepted his fate and went over to lay on the couch. Sleep would soon be kidnapping him. After a few minutes he started snoring.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

[Hiro had eaten some of the waffles, basically because the LOVE of his life had made them. He smiled happily and followed Sylar to the couch, because well he was a love sick puppy. Before he knew it, he had fallen on Sylar, and had fallen asleep too.]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [snore] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[mr_sylar_gray]

[If Sylar had known what this scene looked like now, he'd be freaking out.

A few moments later, two dark figures came into the room quietly laughing and snapping pictures. The shadow of one of them revealed horn-rimmed glasses.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

[A few minutes later and with a smile on their faces, the Haitian and HRG both smiled deviously at their masterpiece. When these two would wake up, they'd find themselves in the most embarrassing situation, ever.]

I think our work here is done.

[The Haitian smiled at HRG and together they headed out of the apartment, also carrying them, lots of blackmail material, which eventually they'd show to these two unfortunate souls if it came down to it.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar finally woke up, surveyed the scene, and then screamed at the top of his lungs. Somehow he and Hiro were both naked and cuddled up in the bed together. Sylar scrambled to get away and hide his dignity before Hiro woke up.]