Both wonderfully appropriate and terribly inappropriate

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 Love Potion: The Sexy Version

✖ Your character has, somehow, somewhere, taken a love potion. It doesn't just make you fall for the first person you see: it also makes you hot for them. Like. Really, really, really, aphrodisiac-level hot.

✖ Set up your thread any way you like - where your character is, what he or she is doing, so on, so forth.

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[mr_sylar_gray]

Sylar recognized a familiar face. It was cute, little, adorable, Pikachu-like Hiro. Sylar smiled and approached the man. "Hey there, Hiro. How are you doing today?"

[jadedtimetravlr]

[Hiro was having such nice dream. Flowers, puppies, rainbows, waffles... What else could complete such a beautiful dream? .... hnnnn. Sylar... Yeah totally. WAIT WHAT!? Sylar!? SYLAR!?!?!? Hiro woke up abruptly too and almost fell off the bed when he saw who was laying next to him. OH HELL NO!]

WHAT WHAT...

[He was speechless. This was so wrong, on so many levels. Absolutely WRONG! Please GOD, let this be the dream? This was just a dream right? Hiro went ahead and pinched himself to see if he felt it, and cringed when he did feel it. OH FU....]

SYLAR, you're you're NAKED!

[... duh?]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar was busy wrapping the covers around himself but still found the energy for some snark.]

Gee, you think?! So are you! Cover your Pikachu ass up!

[Wait a second, Hiro didn't seem happy about this. Maybe the nightmare was finally over.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

[In Hiro's mind, the nightmare had just begun, how was he supposed to explain this to ANDO!? His ANDO! ... KUSO!!!]

I'm... er... SHUT UP! It's your fault BRAIN MAN!!!

[He quickly grabbed two pillows from the bed, and covered his tush and his other man parts. He then stopped fretting about, when he heard something going on in the other room. He dropped the pillow that was covering his tush to put a finger over his lips to signal to Sylar to be quiet. There was someone in the other room, he had to go see what was happening. This gesture done, he picked up the pillow again, covered his tush, and waddled over to the door. He opened it carefully and peeked through.

His eyes widened with what he saw.... If memory served him right, that was HRG and The Haitian! His eyes widened at the realization and he closed the door quietly and turned to Sylar.]

I think we're being conned by HRG and The Haitian...

[He nodded to the telekinetic, more than sure of what he was saying. It had to be that, otherwise, what the hell were they doing there?]

[mr_sylar_gray]

How in the world is this my fault? You obviously couldn't help yourself. I mean, look at me. You wanted to lick the bat signal on my chest, I know it.

[Sylar sighed and stared at the ceiling as he waited for this whole ridiculous pillow episode to get over with. When he heard Hiro say that HRG and the Haitian were involved in this though, he wasn't amused one bit. He instantly got a plan and touched Hiro on the shoulder.]

Well, stop time and let's get our revenge, shall we?

[jadedtimetravlr]

[He so did not want to lick that bat signal on his chest, EEEEEEWWWW gross gross gross. Just the thought of it made him want to throw up.]

Shut up Sylar...

[He then went quiet when Sylar gave him an idea. STOP TIME AND GET REVENGE!!! HELL YAH! Hiro did just that, he concentrated and stopped time, like he was told. HEYYYYY like he was told. He snorted and then quickly separated from Sylar when it was done.]

Ok! Let's go get the bastards, I'm gonna make them regret this so much.

[It was funny hearing tiny Hiro Nakamura say those kind of things, trying to be all scary.]

BUT FIRST! I must put clothes on....

[He blushed at that.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar laughed in a slightly evil way. Revenge on these guys would be so much fun. How dare they make him think he cheated on Peter with an innocent Pokemon!]

Sounds like a plan. But yes, first we should put on some clothes.

[Wrapped up in the covers, he hopped over to the closet and searched for something decent to wear. All of Hiro's clothes were too small so he had to go with a kimono. Oh lawd. My oh my, Sylar's a little butterfly. Really, the ex-killer could look sexy in damn near anything.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

[Hiro couldn't help but snicker at what Sylar was wearing. Butterfly? More like a moth. Hiro shook his head and continued to button up his shirt.]

Ok, brainman... so... Give me a plan, I know you're good at tricking people. What shall we do?

[Oh Hiro Hiro, he could be so honest at times, sometimes painfully honest.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[For some reason, Sylar really wanted sushi right now.]

Very simple. You stop time. We run down to the costume shop on the corner and get a couple very interesting ones. We come back here and put them on these two and take pics. Nice blackmail material. What do you think?

[jadedtimetravlr]

Oh... that is cool!! Ok, let's do this!... erm, so you're gonna go out looking like that?

[Hiro tilted his head at the little 'butterfly' really. He looked a bit weird, like some kind of overgrown man with a kimono. Hiro's kimono was still small on Sylar, he looked like he was wearing a bathrobe, but hey, if he was fine with running around like that.]

Maybe you could pick something up at the costume shop.

[Hiro nodded, he then touched Sylar and stopped time all together.]

There, now you can go outside looking like that.

[He snickered.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

Don't look at me like that! What else am I supposed to wear?

[When Hiro stopped time, Sylar put on a mischievous grin.]

Yeah, I'll get something while we're out. Let's go.

[And so they began their journey to the costume shop. Sylar stopped along the way and stole an Armani suit. He figured if he was going to steal something, might as well think big.]

[jadedtimetravlr]

You're funny....

[Hiro simply said, but led Sylar to the costume store, of course, that was after they broke into a shop where Sylar stole and Armani suit.]

A hero never uses his powers for his own gain! You stole that suit!

[Leave it to Hiro to come up with that in the middle of basically getting revenge. He was a funny little guy, truly.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

These suits are a rip off anyway. I'm actually saving some moron from spending his money on it. You should be thanking me. Plus, I look pretty damn good in it if I do say so myself.

[He struck a pose and then got a serious look on his face.]

Now, back to our mission. I'm thinking we should dress the Haitian up like a french maid and have him spanking HRG who will be dressed up like a baby. What do you think of that? It'd make a great Christmas card.

[jadedtimetravlr]

Hey, I spend money on these kinds of suits... But mostly because my father would have wanted it that way. I mean, I could almost hear him scolding me even from the Netherworld if I refused not to buy something all elegant and expensive like this.

[He pouts.]

Point is... It's BAD TO STEAL! Next time at least leave them a note telling them you're sorry for having stolen from them and you hope someone else will pay or whatever.

[Ok that was stupid...]

Forget it, let's get to work, I like this Christmas card idea.

[He laughs.]

[mr_sylar_gray]

[Sylar stared at Hiro, expressionless.] You're really silly, you know that? Yes, next time I'll leave a message saying I was sorry for stealing.

[He started looking through costumes.]

I'll pick out the french maid one, you get the baby one. Oh, I wonder how Peter would look in a maid outfit.

[jadedtimetravlr]

No I'm not, I'm a Hero!

[And he was completely convinced of that, and nothing was going to convince him otherwise. When he got the baby outfit he arched a brow at it. Who was gonna wear it again? Oh yeah, the Haitian? or was it HRG? Eh.... Whatever, they weren't going to be able to live it down. EVERRR.

He did happen to hear the whisper, and he rolled his eyes and looked at Sylar.]

So you and Peter, huh? How long did it take Peter to warm up to you?

[Hiro had his reservations about Sylar, but the man had proven a few times to be ok, and capable of some kind of good.]