the baby meme

Dec 11, 2011 05:49


The Baby Meme


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shipping-romance, rated: pg, crack-humor

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ironmanic December 16 2011, 19:42:44 UTC
Hey Rhodey. What the hell is this?

[Tony is holding the baby awkwardly, hands holding it up under its tiny arms, the rest of its body hanging in the air.]

Jesus Christ it's drooling.

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awarmachine December 19 2011, 22:40:27 UTC
Yeah, like that's going to stick.

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ironmanic December 20 2011, 00:09:57 UTC
Excuse me. Who's the genius prodigy here?

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I just realised.... those diapers sure got there fast... awarmachine December 20 2011, 11:48:19 UTC
You, but that doesn't mean a thing.

[ Patting the baby on the back a little awkwardly. ]

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It's TONY STARK. He does what he wants!!! ironmanic December 20 2011, 11:50:34 UTC
It means plenty of things. There's a whole wikipedia article with my picture on it about geniuses.

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He has a supersonic diaper courier on speed dial... awarmachine December 20 2011, 11:52:09 UTC
Did you write it yourself?

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Yes and her name is Pepper Potts!!! ironmanic December 20 2011, 11:53:49 UTC
Do you think I'm a barbarian? Of course I didn't. I had JARVIS do it.

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Poor Pepper xD awarmachine December 20 2011, 11:54:46 UTC
Because that's so much better.

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At least she didn't have to change the thing... ironmanic December 20 2011, 11:56:27 UTC
He's a completely objective, unbiased third party entity. It's completely legit, Rhodey.

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'cause Rhodey did that. Go, Rhodey. The things he ends up doing because of Tony.... awarmachine December 20 2011, 11:57:29 UTC
And I'm supposed to believe that?

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Tony reallllyyyy appreciates it bro :D ironmanic December 20 2011, 11:58:50 UTC
You're my best friend. Isn't that like best friend protocol?

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xD awarmachine December 20 2011, 11:59:54 UTC
I think you read the manual wrong. I'm just here to keep your ego in check.

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ironmanic December 20 2011, 12:02:15 UTC
Or you clearly read the wrong manual. Haven't you watched The Babysitter's Club?

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awarmachine December 20 2011, 12:05:45 UTC
Have you watched The Babysitter's Club? That's cute, Tony.

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ironmanic December 21 2011, 02:01:28 UTC
It happens to be an American classic, Rhodey. Are you saying you're un-American?

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awarmachine December 21 2011, 07:29:15 UTC
You calling me un-American? [ Please. He's in the air force, risking his life how his country. ]

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