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Mary Morstan | Sherlock (BBC-based) | OTA

[mmorstan]

ooc: If you want her to change, she is a Holland Lop bunny.

[mmorstan]

My fur is decomposing.

Or that could mean that I might just decompose altogether right here.

[atethecase]

Feeling dead then? [No. No, this isn't something to joke about, don't-]

[mmorstan]

That's not funny, Sherlock!

[A woeful bunny flop onto her side, one paw pushing against the armrest.]

[atethecase]

If you were decomposing entirely I'd know.

Trust me. [As both an AU and as 'Sherlock' really..]

[mmorstan]

[The bunny goes hmmph in a resentful way only a bunny can.]

[atethecase]

Just wait... [Hahhhh...] ...You're not going to die.

[mmorstan]

So, how can this be fixed? I'd rather not - [There's a thumping noise as she manages to scratch herself with her hind leg.]

I'd rather not stay like this much longer.

[atethecase]

Give it an hour or so and you won't be like that.

[mmorstan]

[grumble.] If you say so.

1 - 1 - 2

[thehatman]

[At first glance, Baker Street looks very much as though it's suddenly been deserted despite all the evidence pointing to the contrary. The front door had been unlocked and the door to the flat was ajar. The kettle's on the boil and there's a mug sitting on the counter, a small heap of sugar already on the bottom... And yet there's no sign of Sherlock anywhere.]

[... Except for the hard, hollow thump that sounds from inside his bedroom.]

[ooc: Because Sherlock wants in on the action! And, oh my God, bunny!Mary is like the most adorable thing evah!]

[mmorstan]

[Mary's come to visit! Again! Mostly to bring the boys some cake from her class's Valentine's Day party. Mostly to bring John some cake, because who knows if Sherlock will eat some or not.

Strange, though. The door is jar. Mary supposes it isn't serious and lets herself in, heading up the stairs.] Hello? It's me! Anyone there? [She steps inside, foil-wrapped cake in hand. The kettle's been hissing and she quickly turns off the stove, clearing a spot on the counter for her pastry.]

John? Sherlock?

[ooc: Haha, yes, yes, yes! And isn't it the cutest? It's because any form of Mary has to be cute as a button XD.]

[thehatman]

[Another dull thud and something starts scratching at the bottom of Sherlock's door, accompanied by loud, frustrated snuffling...]

[ooc: I wants it! ... Though keep her away from Sherlock, he'll turn her into an experiment :3]

[mmorstan]

[She turns her head to the noise now that the kettle's off.] What's that now? I didn't know -

[She opens the door, mildly surprised to see a dog there.] Well, hello there, you. A new resident of Baker Street, I presume?

[ooc: Ask and ye shall receive! Do you want bunny!Mary and dog!Sherlock in one thread?]

[thehatman]

[The dog - a sleek, only slightly emaciated red setter, as it happens - blinks up at her from its slumped position on the floor, tail swishing across it in one, long languid movement and sweeping aside... That's Sherlock's second best dressing gown, isn't it?]

[Now that the door's open, it tries to crawl its way to the living room, belly on the floor and legs working hard to push him across it. This whole walking on all fours thing has apparently escaped him.]

[ooc: I may just explode from all the cute! But it's up to you, if you don't mind Mary being at risk of being hunted. Sherlock has absolutely no control over his doggy instincts at this point.]

[mmorstan]

Oh, aren't you a gorgeous dog! [she says appreciatively, hands clasped in delight. Her smile fades somewhat when the dog crawls across the floor in a less-than-regal manner.]

Now something's not quite right. [Mary settles on her knees, reaching over so the dog can sniff her hand before she tries to pet him.] No name tag either. Who are you, dear dog? I wonder where the boys are ...

[ooc: I just looked and found your thread! I'll send her over there instead. ;D]