Maybe if you'd kept your pants on...

[callmeric]

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test

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Handy can never not get pregnant for this meme | will roll for each

[bluesuit_handy]

Hii, hope this okay? If not, don't mind me~

[mmorstan]

Sure! Which of them is preggers?

[bluesuit_handy]

Great! Mary can be 2 months pregnant :)

[mmorstan]

[This might be the worst feeling in the world, she thinks, leaning against the doorway of the bathroom, clutching her still flat stomach. And her throat now feels very dry. If it wasn't for her oncoming little bundle of joy, Mary would probably be miserable, but she tries to keep her chin up through the morning sickness.]

Haha, rolled a 1. That okay?

[bluesuit_handy]

[And someone's still snoozing, the lazy bastard. He'll be nice and supportive...if he wakes up any time soon.]

Totally fine, haha!

[mmorstan]

[Honestly, Handy, what are we going to do with you? Mary gets to brushing her teeth at least, trudging her way to bed once her mouth is rinsed. She sits on the bed, bouncing a little in an attempt to wake him - this is always the most difficult part.]

[bluesuit_handy]

[He mumbles, half awake, and reaches for her, trying to encourage her to stop her bouncing so he can sleep.]

[mmorstan]

[That does make her feel a tinge better, and she crawls in next to him instead, stretching out on her side.]

You're awake, aren't you?

[bluesuit_handy]

Mmhmm. [Against his will. He doesn't open his eyes or move to get up, but puts an arm around her when he feels her lie down.]

[mmorstan]

[Mary snuggles against him, curling up in a tiny ball - while she still can. Her hand is flat on her stomach and she closes her eyes thoughtfully.] Thought about any names? [Curiously, even though she knows he's still half-asleep.]

[bluesuit_handy]

Mm...Dickens? [He might be suggesting that they name the child Charles, or after one of Dickens's characters...or just 'Dickens.']

[mmorstan]

Dickens, hmm? I do adore a good Dickens, but - well, you probably can imagine some of the teasing the other children will do with a first name like that. [She chuckles softly, shaking her head.]

Or, Pip. Because I have - wait for it - great expectations for the baby.

hiii

[bluesuit_handy]

[He lets out an amused but long-suffering groan.] And Pip wouldn't be teased?

Hiii!

[mmorstan]

Goodness, dear, I was making a joke. Is it too early for such things?

[She leans forward to kiss his forehead.] Time to wake up, sleepy.

[bluesuit_handy]

Mmhmm. [To the first point, not the second. He heaves a sigh and opens his eyes.]

Too early.

[mmorstan]

Oh, whatever shall I do with you.

I expect you'll just want me to scoot back into bed then and sleep the morning away.