Maybe if you'd kept your pants on...

[callmeric]

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test

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Handy can never not get pregnant for this meme | will roll for each

[bluesuit_handy]

[bluesuit_handy]

D'you have a reason not to?

[mmorstan]

[The idea of doing nothing today is positively foreign to her.] Well, I have things to do! Don't you have things to do today?

[bluesuit_handy]

Nope. [He happily pops the 'p' at her, though he knows he's too awake now to go back to sleep and really mean it.]

Nothing that important - and I doubt you do, either.

[mmorstan]

You are ever so lucky that I find you to be adorable like this, you.

Though I ought to resent your assumption! Pregnant women can be very, very busy, you know.

[bluesuit_handy]

'm not adorable. I'm manly and charming.

[He raises an eyebrow.] Oh?

[mmorstan]

Yes, very busy. I could be very busy right now!

And, mm, no. You're adorable. Look at your sticky-outy hair! It's adorable.

[bluesuit_handy]

You don't look very busy.

And I promise I'm not.

[mmorstan]

Then we'll agree to disagree, dear.

[And Mary simply flops into bed, ducking under the covers.]

[bluesuit_handy]

And meanwhile we can stay right here. [He will take that as a victory, srsly.]

It's like a tradition :3

[lone_defender]

[Look who's bearing milkshakes!]

Rolled a three. :3

[bluesuit_handy]

Oh, brilliant - did they have banana?

\o/ Oh right, also 1.

[lone_defender]

[She grins and presents the one with extra whipped cream.] Complete with banana slices.

Hey - it could be a continuation of the one where he didn't know he was pregnant yet. :3

[bluesuit_handy]

You're wonderful. Have I told you lately how wonderful you are? [Extra whipped cream, even! Someone's not too worried about his figure anymore, because he's just going to take a big old lick off the top of that as soon as she's handed it to him.]

Oooh yes it could :3

[lone_defender]

Mmm, nope, not lately. [Maybe recently, though. And he shouldn't worry too much about his figure, Torchwood has excellent post-natal exercise programs.] How are you feeling?

^_^ Going to catch up on tags one of these days....

[bluesuit_handy]

Well, you are.

[He gives a little shrug, lazily licking up more whipped cream, and gestures to where he has his feet propped up.] Ankles've gone a bit swollen, but I'm good otherwise.