Maybe if you'd kept your pants on...

Feb 21, 2012 11:20

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test ( Read more... )

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Handy can never not get pregnant for this meme | will roll for each bluesuit_handy February 21 2012, 23:30:49 UTC
Suuuure :3 lone_defender February 26 2012, 04:53:41 UTC
[She grins and ruffles his hair, before flopping down next to him.] We can see if Torchwood has anything for those, if you like. And how's the little parasite?

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bluesuit_handy February 26 2012, 08:14:22 UTC
Feeding off my life's blood, as usual. And kicking earlier; you missed it.

[He reaches out to hold her hand, not really thinking about the fact that it might be nice to have two hands while he eats/drinks.]

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lone_defender February 26 2012, 08:24:10 UTC
[She perks up at that last tid-bit.] Really? Already trying to run? [It would be nice to have two hands while she drinks her own concoction, but she's not going to object to hand-holding at all. She'll also lean her head against his shoulder because she can.] Were you doing anything exciting at the time?

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bluesuit_handy February 28 2012, 04:10:03 UTC
Already, yeah. [He grins.]

Running to the bathroom because the parasite sat on my bladder? Is that exciting?

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lone_defender February 28 2012, 12:33:29 UTC
Aw, so it was running! [She grins right back, and squeezes his hand.] Sounds like it's already got Mum under its thumb.

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bluesuit_handy March 6 2012, 02:50:53 UTC
Under its foot, more like. And it'll get you, too, once it's out, just wait and see.

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lone_defender March 6 2012, 03:09:32 UTC
[She scoffs] Will not. Don't even like babies, I'll be immune to its sniffling, screaming, fussing charms.

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bluesuit_handy March 12 2012, 23:52:00 UTC
You just wait - you'll see that little face and go head over heels in love.

Which is good. It'll make it easier on you when you have to change all those diapers.

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lone_defender March 13 2012, 04:17:56 UTC
Oh...no. We're giving all the changing duties to mum.

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bluesuit_handy March 13 2012, 04:27:32 UTC
Technically, I could argue that's still you.

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lone_defender March 13 2012, 04:53:19 UTC
I meant Jackie, not you.

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bluesuit_handy March 14 2012, 05:03:29 UTC
...Oh.

Well, then. That I can get behind.

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lone_defender March 14 2012, 08:21:26 UTC
[She grins.] Thought you might like that plan better.

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bluesuit_handy March 16 2012, 03:05:15 UTC
[He grins widely.] Just a bit, yeah.

Have you told her yet?

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lone_defender March 18 2012, 04:35:56 UTC
Might have mentioned it...vaguely. Thought you'd want to do your explanation thing.

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