Maybe if you'd kept your pants on...

[callmeric]

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test

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Handy can never not get pregnant for this meme | will roll for each

[bluesuit_handy]

[bluesuit_handy]

What, about how she's going to change all the diapers? Think I'd rather leave that to you.

[lone_defender]

If you'd rather I do it...just wasn't sure how to put it.

[bluesuit_handy]

She's your mum.

[lone_defender]

Yeah, I just thought you'd want to be there so she could be charmed by a grandkid, instead of hunting you down and slapping you for complicating it.

[bluesuit_handy]

What's complicated about changing diapers? I'm sure she knows how.

[lone_defender]

[Annndd eyebrow arch. Really, Doctor?]

[bluesuit_handy]

What? [He just asked a simple question.]

[lone_defender]

[This'll be the point she balances her drink between her knees and gently pokes his belly with a finger.]

[bluesuit_handy]

You'll wake it up if you do that. [Eyebrow raised, Rose. That's an eyebrow he's raising at you.]

[lone_defender]

[She grins and sort of...strokes his stomach affectionately. He could take that as affection for him or for the tiny thing inside. Whichever, she's not telling.] It's a light sleeper, is it?

[bluesuit_handy]

Today? Seems to be. [He'd put his hand over the one rubbing his belly, but one of his hands is taken up with a cup and the other with her other hand.] And I'd rather not have to sprint for the loo again just now.

[lone_defender]

[She frowns a bit at that.] The sickness has calmed down, though, hasn't it? [She is the worst father-to-be. How can she not know this for sure?]

bedtime *dying*

[bluesuit_handy]

Sickness?

Nah, I'm okay. Now. It's just...weird, feeling it squirm around in there, and it keeps squishing my bladder.

Aww, goodnight! (Note to self: answer subjects first!)

[lone_defender]

Auw, I'm sorry. [Still petting the stomach though. Maybe she likes the baby slightly more than she admits.] Maybe it'll...calm down...once it gets older? [Yeah. She said that with a straight face. And lots of effort.]

[bluesuit_handy]

[He snorts at that.] Fat chance. It's going to terrorize us from the moment it's out of me.

[Perhaps in response to her touches, the baby moves a little.]