(Untitled)

[acharmingprince]

Texts From Last Night Meme

1. Post with your character, fandom and preferences. DO NOT leave your comment blank since you're the one sending the message.
2. Go to tfln, or make up your own.
3. Reply to others.
4. Profit!

Comments

[heavenonhigh]

I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

[heavenonhigh]

point taken. but mine still stands you might be putting yourself in unnecessary peril if you insist on on withholding the beans for sexual favours

[righteous_bro]

Yeah, I think we both know I wouldn't trust you near my dick. You can find another way to earn these delicious beans.

[heavenonhigh]

Probably for the best, it'd ruin you forever. Stop taunting me with delicious beans and tell me what hoops I need to jump through to enjoy them

[righteous_bro]

Jesus Christ, just come get them. I'm not bringing food to your lazy ass.

[heavenonhigh]

mm that's too much to ask I'm gonna waste away

[righteous_bro]

Well, I guess it's been real, Cas. I'll see you on the other side and all that.

[heavenonhigh]

no stop I'm too young to die

[righteous_bro]

... You're going to haunt us, aren't you?

[heavenonhigh]

yes forever, you'll never get laid again mark my words

[righteous_bro]

Then I guess you can stay, but I'm still not bringing you food.

[heavenonhigh]

alright you win, I'll come get my own food. Are you alone or should I run in wih my eyes closed?

[righteous_bro]

If you think I would ignore a lady to text you, you have seriously over-estimated how much I like you.

[heavenonhigh]

Better safe than blind

[righteous_bro]

What, like you've never seen a dick before?

[heavenonhigh]

yeah you're right I'm jut screwing with you, I'm sure you're a sight to behold