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[acharmingprince]

Texts From Last Night Meme

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Comments

[heavenonhigh]

I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

[righteous_bro]

Yeah, just ask your stomach.

[heavenonhigh]

it'd better not be drawn to scale, that would be disappointing

[righteous_bro]

Oh, it is not drawn to scale. I can promise you that.

[heavenonhigh]

I'll take your word for it. You'd better have something that can take this off, I don't need a monument to your manhood displayed on my body forever

[righteous_bro]

It'll rub off over time. How high would you have to be to get it tattooed?

[heavenonhigh]

that's pushing the limits of bad decision making even for me

[righteous_bro]

Sooooo... experiment time?

[heavenonhigh]

you're out of your mind. ...unless you think you can find me something strong enough that I'll consider it

[heavenonhigh]

wait what am I even saying

[righteous_bro]

There has to be something that strong somewhere out there. Congrats, guinea pig!

[heavenonhigh]

operation Get Cas High has a certain ring to it... But so does Skin Unmarred By Dick

[righteous_bro]

No way. First one is way better and you know it.

[heavenonhigh]

anything strong enough to make me consent to permadick would have to be strong enough to give me back my mojo... Or at least make me think it did

[righteous_bro]

I can think of at least a few drugs that can do the second one, but I'm not sure I want you on any of them.

[heavenonhigh]

oh come on don't be that way