dude. i'm so drunk.

[bottecellie]

The Drunk Meme

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[taser_warrior]

Coulson. Coulson [ Darcy spins around on her foot and points at him, forgetting why she was calling his name mid turn so she just smiles and gives him a dorky wave.] Uhhh.
Hiiii.

[sonofcoul]

Well, hi.

[taser_warrior]

Do you know where we are? I don't know where we are, why is new york so big?
[ She stops walking abruptly and starts running her fingers over a poster of some old Broadway show.] We should get like a burrito. Or ice cream.
Steve said he would try bubblegum ice cream for me.
Can we get ice cream? Do you want any?

[sonofcoul]

Just how drunk are you at the moment?

[taser_warrior]

[ Darcy walks forward and stops inches from his face as if she's about to share the world's greatest secret.] I can't feel my legs.

[sonofcoul]

That's not a great sign.

[taser_warrior]

Riiiight?! [ She leans forward more and boops him on the nose.] Ice cream?

[sonofcoul]

... All right.

[taser_warrior]

[ Darcy watches him for a second, as if decided he's being serious or not, and when positive she pulls back and gives him a thumbs up.] Awesome. You are awesome, soooooooooo awesome.

[sonofcoul]

Getting some food in you is probably going to be a good idea. I suppose ice cream qualifies.

[taser_warrior]

Oh my god yes. Then we get a slice of pizza.
Dude, pizza. With like olives and olives.
So many of them, just olives all over the pepperoni.

[sonofcoul]

Hm. Maybe the pizza should come before the ice cream.

[taser_warrior]

A-haaaaaaaa [ She puts one finger on her nose and point to him, grinning.] You are such a smart boss.

[sonofcoul]

It kind of comes along with the sobriety.

[taser_warrior]

Pfft. Sobriety is overrated right now man. Serious-oh dude.
I totally reorgan-organ-....put things in fancy places.
The files. They have color tabs.
Pink is the danger zone.

[sonofcoul]

The danger zone, huh?