im going in for the kill i'm doing it for a thrill

[locketry]

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5, because he's the perfect size for it.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Hey there, little one. How are you today?

hahahaa

[tinytantrum]

[True to form, Jed scowls at the term of endearment.]

I'm just fine and dandy, Colossus - but who you callin' little?

:D

[ofdrumsthesound]

You, of course.

What are you doing out here, anyway? Isn't it a bit dangerous? *And he'll just be picking Jed up now.* How about I take you home with me? I'll get a terrarium or something to put you in and everything.

[tinytantrum]

Exploring, what's it - hey! Hey, no, put me down! [Jed's dodging skills seem to be at less than par today.]

I'm just fine! Put me down!

[ofdrumsthesound]

Sorry, no. There are all kinds of predators out here--I should know, right? *He giggles* But don't worry, you'll be safe from all of them with me.

*Except for him, of course. And he might be thinking of fattening you up, somewhere in that broken mind of his.* Come along now.

*And off they go!*

aand bed

[tinytantrum]

[There's some tiny flailing going on, as Jed cusses a blue streak and tries to get loose from the Master's hold.]

I was plenty safe where I was! I don't need no busy-body giant grabbin' me up and manhandling me - hey, are you listening?!

KK . . . Wanna play with Jed worrying about being fattened up?

[ofdrumsthesound]

What was that? *So no, not really.

*It's not long before the Master arrives home. He puts together a little home for this interesting new pet and gives him a big meal, by Jed's standards.* Eat up, I don't want you to go hungry.

Suure! What does the Master have him in, btw?

[tinytantrum]

[Jed does his best to make it clear through a series of very creatively phrased shouts that he doesn't need or want a little home in the Master's home. He doesn't seem to be having much effect, but he doesn't give up and when he's put inside his first move is to look for an escape route. He gives the food about half a glance and goes back to poking around for a way out.]

I ain't hungry!

An emptied-out fish tank. And I've got to go out soon, sorry.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Yes you are. Or you will be soon, at least.

Make sure to eat a lot, would you? You could use some more meat on those bones . . .

Had to get back to work anyway. :p LOL, is there even anything else in there?

[tinytantrum]

No, I ain't!

[He pauses at those words and gives the Master a funny look. Then he looks down at himself - looks fine to him - and back up again.] Whaddya mean?

LOL Not really

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He grins like the maniac he is.* Well it's not like you're much more than a mouthful in any case, but you'll be a tad more filling if you're plumper.

Or have you already forgotten our other conversations?

pffft XD

[tinytantrum]

[Jed pales.] ...no! You said you were gonna keep me safe! [Not that he really wants to be kept safe, but maybe reminding him of that will stop him from wanting to do pretty much the opposite of protecting Jed.]

[ofdrumsthesound]

And you responded by complaining about it, now didn't you?

[tinytantrum]

Yeah, but - hey - that don't mean you should eat me!

Want to play it all out? At least the fun parts anyway

[ofdrumsthesound]

Oh honestly, it won't be right away. It takes a while to fatten up even a small animal, you'll have a week or two at least before you're ready for the pot.

Speaking of which, have you got any preferences for what dish I make?

Sure. :) Going to be slower tonight, though - catching up on last week's TW, among other things.

[tinytantrum]

I ain't an animal - and I ain't gonna let you! I just won't eat!