Last night I went out looking for a good time in Omaha for that special time of year. I had worked for about 8.5 hours at my new job at Ann Taylor Loft and was ready to cut loose ( Read more... )

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I have a theory.
It goes like this:
There are martians living underneath the new mall.
Also, beware. I think their neighborhood secretes a gooey, slippery substance designed to make small girls with large shoes trip and fall while walking.

And I don't even think my cat would survive on that much in cans of Fancy Feast for a year.

I am worth $1,894,266.00 on HumanForSale.com

I know how to make a computer now ( Read more... )

When it comes time to mention someone once so full of life and love in the past tense, I feel numb. I hate the words ( Read more... )

I just keep hoping its a joke ( Read more... )

Good golly.

Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Date: 12/30/2004
Time: 2:35pm
Temperature: 61 degrees

Are you kidding me?

I'm not going to complain, are you?

I am way too young to be this distracted at work already ( Read more... )