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Gangsters and Thugs, Criminals and Hoods
Some of my Friends Sell Books, Some of my Friends Sell Drugs -
sweet christ
i hadn't even clicked on the link on the something awful page.
this literally made me laugh out loud. goddamn!
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fuck me presidential
if i only had money to throw away on this. for the campiness, i say!
we should have gotten married a year later and i would have registered for this.
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i think if i were a teen girl now, i'd pick blake sennett as the guy whose pics i'd cut out of tiger beat and post on my walls.
the elected rule. hetero man crush.
this crazy nothingness brought to you by boredconversationsatwork.
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what are your old classmates doing?
mine are being sentenced to death.
seriously, i had like 9 classes with this guy. he didn't like me. fuck him. he's gonna die.
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cubicle confessional
The song Corpus Christi Bay, by Robert Earl Keen just slays me every time I hear it. It’s not just that it’s about Corpus. It’s that the damn thing has to be one of the best pieces of storytelling I’ve been exposed to. You have this set up of a fucked up lifestyle, with at least the slightest hint of ambition for something better. But even that ( Read more... ) -
hi
i've been inspired by gene's post *hi gene. love ya, man* to make a catching up-type post of my own. so here goes. work is good and will hopefully get better. i'm almost done with school. i love my wife and living and being with her. all of that is extremely good, but about as boring as actual absolute peace of mind. so what i'll post about is ( Read more... ) -
i'm going going back back to cali cali
aight bitches... what it do?
So, in the last 5 months, since i've last posted, a lot of shit has happened. first and foremost, to mainly negative reviews, i have made an effort to win back the word 'fuck-o.' i think it can replace 'chief,' 'chap,' and even 'tiger' in the realm of bullshit small talk condescension.
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Son, when you've been married as long as i have...
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so ulyana and i got our marriage license yesterday. it was pretty cool ( Read more... )