[The video feed cuts to Klaud, shivering from the waist up in a bikini top. Honestly, it was warmer before the sun began to set. But that apparantly isn't the point right now. She's angry and cold. Turning away to shout over the edge of the ship's crow's nest at someone on the ground.]

I am not stuck!

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Smoker,  I've decided.

If your offer still stands I can have two idiots overboard and the ship back to you in a few days. Travel time and all.

Well, I'm at least happy Lau seems to be enjoying all this. I have no clue how anyone gets anything done with all the rocking that these things like to do ...I know I'm having trouble, especially with that idiot!

Men.

...I have half a mind to toss him overboard. Yes, Mutiny sounds lovely about now.

Well. Now that I've been man-handled, leered at, and generally annoyed by the apparent welcoming committee.

Would some kind soul mind telling me where I am?

Also, a reason as to why the men around here are particularily useless would be nice. Lau behaves better than the lot of them.