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Don't attribute to conspiracy what can be attributed to ignorance

"We live on a small planet in a tiny community. To save your kids, you must also help me save mine; they are one in the same; we are family."

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I have never confided in anyone. By being an author I have in a sense made the public my confidant. But in respect of my relation to the public I must, once again, make posterity my confidant. The same people who are there to laugh at one cannot very well be made one's confidant ( Read more... )

I want to organize Iowa Democrats to go to the straw poll and all vote for Ron Paul to fuck with Mitt Romney. He scares me... he's swinging right, fast.

for those who don't know what the straw poll is, here's a link.http://www.reuters.com/article/

In my day President's spanked kids all the time. Why I was spanked by Grover Cleavland on two non-consecutive occasions.

upcoming tour dates ( Read more... )

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http://www.last.fm/user/DJLazlopanaflex/

So I've started working on some mixes for the summer ( Read more... )