phantom smells

[meowhouse]

Okay this is pretty gross but I can tell you guys.

I smell asparagus pee.  And it's not from me.  I haven't eaten asparagus for a few months.  And there's nobody around me.  And anyway, one generally only smells asparagus pee when one is peeing, and I'm not.  I'm sitting all by myself in an enormous room.  But I smell it.  I smell it BAD.  It

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[akindofpastry]

I assume you know what penicillin pee smells like? Our house usually smells like penicillin pee. It just happens all the time, and no one's taking penicillin. What I'm saying is that obviously the Gods of pee-related smells hate you as much as they hate my family.

[meowhouse]

That sounds worse than asparagus pee! I guess I caught a break from the pee-smell gods. ;-)

[jhyj]

I admit I did not take a shower this morning.

Stinky pig... :p
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Am I sharing too much by saying I get coffee pee?

[meowhouse]

I've smelled coffee pee before too but it's only usually when I'm peeing, not when I'm just sitting around the office. And I only had one cup today. Hmmm ...

[jhyj]

See, my own coffee pee I can live with. Someone elses would either freak me out or make me giggle.

Smelling it when you're not in the bathroom... yeah, that's not good. I'd be checking my pants if I were you... :lol:

(Yep, no html for me to screw up)

[nofactzone]

The other day, someone nuked fish or something in the break room, and when I smelled it, I thought, "Ew, old lady crotch." Before I realized it was food stench.

Um, was that an overshare too?

So you're not crazy is all I'm saying.

[meowhouse]

Oh I've had that happen too! Actually I'm never quite sure if it IS food stench. I mean it could be anyone!

Okay this is the grossest LJ entry ever.