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[merc_w_a_mouth]

((DeadPool stumbled into the Hospital wing this moring, soaked in blood, with a shoe in his neck, glass shards imbedded in his face, a wand in the eye, and impaled on a bar stool leg.))

Comments

[yukari_rules]

You asshole! I had to walk all the way home with only one shoe! I couldn't even use some spell to keep it warm because you took my bloody wand! I couldn't even feel my foot for half the way! If I get hypothermia and my foot falls off I'm holding you responsible!

[merc_w_a_mouth]

need i remind you, I had glass in my face, a shoe in my neck, a chair leg in my gut, and a freakin wand in my EYE.

[yukari_rules]

Exactly! You should have given me back my shoes, or at least my wand! But nooo, you had to keep them in there to slow the bleeding! Pansy.

[doctor_daddy]

My GOD! You crazy bastard, what were you doing?!

*Shuts up and gets to work.*

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Well, I remember copious ammounts of booze may have been involved. And then a arguement over a contest, that got rather violent.

But could you please hurry, and get this freaking wand out of my godamn eye?!

[doctor_daddy]

You really should understand your limits, kid. *Pulls out the wand from DeadPool's eye* *Puts a wad of gauze over the same eye* Hold this, I can fix your eye quickly, it's the chair leg in your chest that has me worried.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Well, it doesn't feel like its stuck in any major organs, besides my lung. Its just really uncomfortable. The wand was starting to itch though.