Immediately after turning into a human, Erebus ran into Hogsmeade, where they say he started biting people in the face. Apparently when you're an owl and you do it you're a nuscense, but when you're human and do it it's assault. Hypocrites ( Read more... )

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS OF ALL AGES!!

COME ONE, COME ALL, AND WITNESS
THE AMAZING,
THE INCREDIBLE....

NINJA KITTY!!!!!


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Aright, you little monsters, listen up. Most of you already know me, but for those of you who don't, I'm Yukari Tanizaki, the Guidance Counselor. I'm here to help you with all your little emotional problems, of which you kids seem to have an endless supply. I'll also be advising you on career options when you reach your later years ( Read more... )

I forgot how bleeding hot Egypt was. You must have been a Slytherin, Marik, 'cause only a reptile would choose to live on this friggin' hotplate on a country. At least your house is kept relatively cool ( Read more... )

Tats,

Going to Egypt. You coming?

-Yukari

yukari_rules is angry. If you're not careful some delicate part of your circulatory system is going to explode. Take up yoga or something. You're probably making people nervous. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. ( discussion thread)

Who the hell started this stupid ( Read more... )

So, lying around sleeping all day is finally starting to get old. Maybe I should go out. Perhaps I'll pop into London tonight to see if the bars have forgotten my outstanding debts ( Read more... )

[Private]

Crap. Is it the 17th already?

What are the odds she won't notice?

Hmm, too small. Can't risk it. Have to play happy and go with Plan B instead.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TATSUKI!!!!

[[Yukari will actually make breakfast for Tats today. It'll be moderately good. XD Yukari will also have a few small gifts that she put a lot of ( Read more... )

[Private to Tatsuki]

Hey Tats! I'm going back to Hogwarts for the evening to attend Marik's party! I'll be back later tonight or tomorrow.

Oh, and I know you just got settled in in the guest room, but you're going to have to sleep in my room for a few days. Daniel Professor Jackson needs a place to stay for a while and I invited him to stay with ( Read more... )

Congratulations everyone! Especially to professors; we finally get to go home!But don't think just because it's summer that means you can slack off, students! Learning is a 24/7 process, and you all still have a long ways to go ( Read more... )