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[merc_w_a_mouth]

So i'm finaly out of that god-forsaken hospital. No offence to the staff there, I just have 'issues' with medical facilities.

[Private to Hospital staff]

heh... so... um... sorry about nearly stabbing you guys with a scalpel... its just...ummm... I had a very... traumatic experience last time I was in a hospital for a while.

[/Private]Oh, and

Comments

[vindhler]

She's full of shit and will you just shut up?

[merc_w_a_mouth]

NEVER!

[yukari_rules]

Really? How wonderful! Just put it on the platform in front of the castle. You may want to stand clear of it after that....

[merc_w_a_mouth]

oh no, its just a letter

or two or three

[yukari_rules]

Aww, how sweet!

Put it on the platform. *preps the detonator*

[merc_w_a_mouth]

How about I read it as it was given to me to pass along.

*Ahem*

"Dear Mrs. Yukari Tanizaki,

It has come to our attention that you were in part, responsible for damages caused to the Three Broomsticks Pub. In addition to the damages, we feel it is nessicary for you to pay, if full, your running tab at the bar.

Here is 1/2 of the repair bill, and your tab. Please pay them as soon as possible.

Also, as a result of your actions, you are prohibited from entering the Three Broomsticks ever again."

well, not the best peice of literature, but it sure pulled at my hearstrings.

Oh, and here are some bills from other bars. I believe they all are for your tabs.

[doctor_daddy]

@______@

[merc_w_a_mouth]

Well.... lets just say.....the Hippocratic Oath didn't mean much to these particular doctor's...